| 1. | Sweet Home | ||
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Probably the best place to get Weed in oregon, which is the best place to get weed in the whole United States, so therefore, if you need insanely good bud, look up a tiny little town at the foothills of the cascades, where the buds grow like fuckin weeds. "Dude, i been looking for some dank bud. know where i can find some?"
"Uhhh... Hit Up Ryan In Sweet Home, he'll be sure to have some chronic shit" |
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| 2. | Cranford | ||
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A medium sized town in Union County New Jersey. It was oringinally named Crane's Ford after the Crane family forded a river. The movie Guess Who was filmed here, as were many episodes of Nickelodeon's Pete and Pete. It can be accessed easily from exits 135, 136, and 137 on the parkway. It's high school is notorious for flagrant and excessive drug and alcohol use. It is nationally recognized with the Tree city USA award, honoring both a specific tree at Lincoln Park and the tree-lined streets. Some also believe this is a reference to the previously suggested drug use. It is home to over six miles of bicycle trails and is home to an historic house that was a stop on the underground railroad. Notable attractions in the town are the Town Washtub, where teens can be seen spinning around in the drying machines; The Rustic Mill, an overpriced diner; and the clock, the world's largest four-sided Rolex (The number 4 is represented IIII instead of IV). The town is home to 3 Dunkin' Donuts locations, 2 krauzers convienence stores, and an absurd amount of nail and hair salons and pizza parlors. While being driven through central Jersey, the drug sniffing dogs went crazy because they had arrived in Cranford.
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| 3. | vancouver | ||
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Yes the city is located on a gorgeous spot in Canada with Canadas nicest climate conditions. However its not a metropolis, its not world class, its not "happening"
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Vancouver is a sleepy large tourist village. The pace is liken to Mexico. There is not much for big business and people tend to be wandering rather then walking our streets. Theres plenty of coffee shops in the downtown core filled with people who do not work and sit there for hours on end. Some are rich retiree's, most are on welfare which is handed ut freely. Vancouver was once a fun place to be. But its the hippie city that cannot cope with growth. Traffic is out of hand and the homeless bum problem is staggering. Vancouver is home to the largest slum in North America. Per capita it is larger and worse then anything in the USA including Fynnt Michigan. Vancouver likes to keep this quiet, especially since the slum is located just one block over from its Gastown tourist strip. The hood used to be about 6 blocks long and walkable, now its 20 blocks long and I wouldnt walk there for money. The East Vancouver slum is literally jam packed with junkies. It has the highest rate of aids and hepatitis in North America. Another little fact you wont see on the tourist brochures. How does the city cope? It has needle exchanges where junkies can go shoot up on a sofa while nurses watch them. If that weret enough, they now hand out free herion to the junkies. No kidding, look it up. The result is violent junkies that ... |
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| 4. | Little Ferry | ||
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Little ferry is a town of about 11,000 people in southern Bergen County, New Jersey that lies along the Hackensack River. The town borders the towns of South Hackensack and Moonachie. The land is mainly comprised residential developments with some patches of industry along the river. Due tot he relatively young average age of the town's inhabitants, the high volume of transient citizens and MTV, Little Ferry is notorious for harboring many middle-class Caucasian teenagers who share a mass delusion that they were raised in Jamaica, Queens along side famous rapper 50 cent. Little ferry is also known to have disproportionately high volume of drug activity and their police force has recently employed a k-9 unit due to this.
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| 5. | rochester minnesota | ||
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A city in Minnesota USA, largely dependent on the hotel buisness due to its Mayo Clinic, which gives it the name "med"-city. IBM has a plant in Rochester, and these two big "businesses" virtually dominate the jobs in Rochester, almost everyone’s mom or dad works at either of the two.
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Lots of free time, lots of drugs, and a growing crime rate ever since it was pronounced the best place to live in the US in 93 or 94. It’s about an hour away from the only other city in Minnesota that matters, the twin-cities, and has several small towns surrounding it. Drug dealers usually reside in these small towns. There are four major highschools; John Marshall, Mayo, Century, Lourdes (private). Many other alternative schools for the dumbasses that drop out or get kicked out of the other schools( ROC, Studio Academy, Schaffer Academy...) The teenagers go to "rock" town from surrounding towns, exclaiming it’s the shit. Yet they usually just end up cruising Broadway for hours on end, showing off their extreme skill of burning gas and blaring loud music. Then the teenagers from this "rock" town go to the cities, saying that Rochester sucks and there is "never anything to do here". In the end, it’s a great place to live, and just take some time to notice what there really is to do. The growing rate of Rochester is staggering, and already tops 100,000 people, with over 7,000 visitors at any given time. A four year college is believed to be a possibility in the near future, and will m... |
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| 6. | Oregon City | ||
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A rather boring city where not much happens.
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I don't know what the hell the other definitions are talking about with drug usage, mild poverty and whatnot, but I'm guessing it's coming from some idiot rivalry between high schoolers regarding West Linn Highschool and Oregon City High School. It's pretty fucking retarded. Some students at West Linn burnt down a tree that was a memorial to a dead high schooler and some OCHS students burnt the West Linn football field so it will be difficult to run in or some shit (BURNT, okay. Think about that) because of this bullshit. Overall, nothing fucking happens in Oregon City. It's a small-ass territory with a moderate population middle class people where nothing fucking happens. Ever. I WISH there was poverty here. Then at least shit would happen over here and I'd have an actual reputation to be proud of. If there are a substantially higher number of drug usage in Oregon City (Oregon itself is a liberal state. I mean, come on) it's probably because there isn't shit to do here. If you want to do something while you're living in Oregon City, 95% of the time you'll go outside of Oregon City to do it. The most exciting thing here is a grocery store. If you are raised here chances are you'll move out of it when you get the chance. There is however a communit... |
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| 7. | Cecil County | ||
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Cecil County is a redneck, white trash, beer guzzling chunk of small town USA. Rising Sun especially is known for their large KKK community, which might explain why there are probably 5 black kids in the entire school. Oddly enough, if you're white, you'll probably try to act "hood", because it's not okay to be black, but it's cool to act like it. Elkton is widely recognized for this, and if you're in the mood for any recreational drug use and/or prostitution, just head on down there... Hunting is also a big past time here, if you're really a cool kid, you might even wear you're camo gear to school. If you have a passion for good ole boy trucks with confederate flags on the back (if you're lucky you can spot one with gun racks too), or just thoroughly enjoy being a hillbilly, Ceciltucky is the place for you. Move here at your own risk, most people who live here never leave & continue to produce such classy off... more...
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