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Dr.Phil is a sexy 69 year old man, born on September 1, 1950. This year (2020) he is turning 70 year old. Which is extremely sad, but he will forever be 69 in our hearts. He has a nice, shiny bald head that I bet he moisturises everyday, explaining why it looks so damn good all the time, and a super sexy moustache. Anybody who doesn't worship this king is absolutely sick, and they will need to seek help immediately. I bet he smells really good, too.
Person 1: Is that Dr.Phil
Person 2: Of course it is, who else would it be?
Person 1: You have a point. I just want to caress his bald head so much
Person 2: So do I, imagine how soft it would be.

Person 1: It would be my dream. Have you seen him holding a knife?
Person 2: Yes, who do you think I am? The knife was so sharp and thick. It would make my dream come true if i could hold that very knife.
Dr.Phil by daddyphilcult August 12, 2020
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Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.
Keep out of this asshole! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dr fucking Phil?
Dr Phil by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004
A guy with a doctorates with an ability to pull advice out of his ass
"Please buy my new book,' More Advice puled out of my ass'" -Dr Phil
dr phil by cyberfreakct38 January 30, 2009
A man who has become famous only because Oprah Winfrey see feminist or man hater gave him a show that airs after her's, because she became sick of seeing his ratty old face on her show every tuesday. The man dedicates entire weeks of his show to help people "lose weight" when the man looks as though he's never missed a meal in his life.
My friend asked me who that bald, dooshbaggin', redneck, wanna be shrink, who only became successful because Oprah's soccer mom army are to tired to change the channel after her show, was on T.V... and i replied !DR PHIL!
dr phil by drphil=redneck April 18, 2006
an evil dictator bent on ruling the world
dr phil has a mustache just like adolph hitler and joseph stalin did
Dr Phil by thegreatcornholio January 16, 2008
adj. to get all sensitive,all knowing, and preachy on someone you dont know
Dan totally Dr. Phil'd Cindy about her kids and she doesnt even have any! -
dr phil by B_easy January 19, 2005
Some Bald, hermaphrodite, thing that women fall for because of his "7step plan"
Dr.Phil Scares me...alot
Dr.Phil by Eggy January 23, 2005