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Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.
Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016
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drowsy driving 

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.
Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."
drowsy driving by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014
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drossman 

A man that is bottom of the barrel, top of the line, both at the same time.
I love drossman, but he pisses me off sometimes.
drossman by Drossman March 24, 2008
A little known scottish term meaning a female whose tits are huge but her heart is in proportion with them
when sad or upset a drissy is someone who snuggles you up in her bosom, makes everything okay and keeps you safe and warm.
drissy by wee pixi chick February 20, 2008
Synonym for bad, terrible, village (search UD for village)
This bar is dross, the music is dross, the beer is dross, but dis gyaldem be lit doe
Dross by Richard the Schlong March 8, 2018
1.Insanely low static dropped

1a. Static Dragging

2.(Drossing)Gradually lowering ones truck until it is one with the ground
1. We drossed my truck the other day. I now have a 9/11 drop.

2. I plan on drossing my project truck
Drossed by Rippinranger April 13, 2010
when one drinks too much and becomes extremely intoxicated to the point of no return; blackout drunk
chad: dude did she how drunk she was tonight ??
brad: ya bro that bitch was drowsyyy
drowsy by emzdmz October 26, 2019