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1.
Had a shit. Sometimes it can be stated as "dropped his bat".
Especially funny when cricket commentators observe certain things.
"Don't go in there for ten minutes I've just dropped the bat"

"O jeeeeez have you dropped your bat"

In cricket commentry...
"Montgommery to bowl to Jefferies now and ... oh .. jefferies has dropped his bat in front of the stumps, and its put the wicket keeper off his concentration"
by London El Vis September 26, 2005
 
2.
expression my mate from stoke uses to proclaim that some one has farted
awww man whos dropped the bat?!
by otispunkmeyer September 12, 2005