| 1. | drop-topping | ||
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verb To ride around in a convertible with the top down. Term coined by Ke$ha in TikTok. drop-topping playing our favorite CD's, pulling up to the parties, trying to get a little bit tipsy.
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| 2. | Jesus Chriss | ||
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1. A biblical figure from Morgan City who was robbed of the copyrights to the hit singles of his band, "Jimmy Condomhead and the Rubberband peanut Stand" by his rival,Jesus Christ. Jesus Chriss played his golden chart topping hits for Robert Gertrud, who in turn went behind his back and pitched the songs to Geffin Records. David Geffin signed Robert Gertrud to a 5 million dollar contract and suggested he use the stage name Jesus Christ. As legend has it, Jesus Chriss became so angry that he ripped out his own spinal cord and fatally stabbed Jesus Christ repeatedly in the lower abdomen in a back alley way in the coal shute yelling, "Don't mess with Morgan City Trash"! He also liked to wear old man pants from thrift stores.
2.Someone who remains broke and bitter in a sticky robe that smells like dog shit (and piss!) because someone keeps stealing his chart topping hits and selling them to Geffin Records...and he just can't figure out who the fuck keeps doing it. 3.Someone who likes to wear old man pants 4.Someone with cronic back problems who is contantly treated unfairly by hospital personnel because they are jealous of their song writing abilities. 1."Hey, is this Brian?" "I stole your tascam recorder and I'm gonna make millions off of your music you piece of shit!" "You're a real Jesus Chriss you know that, you fuck?"
2."Don't be pullin a Jesus Chriss on me tonight...this is a funeral we're going to." "Put on some nice slacks." 3."Nurse Becky, tell that Jesus Chriss we won't treat him." "But Doctor, his stats are dropping!" "Let them drop!" "No one is going to stop me from winning first place at the Tucson Tapdancing Saxiphone and Bongo festival...AND I MEAN NO ONE!!!" |
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| 3. | Parkwood Popper | ||
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After covering your cock in popcorn butter, you ejaculate while masturbating using two popcorn scoops into a courtesy cup, which inturn you serve as topping for your lovers evening snack.
There after, the lover finishes the last drop and precedes to shit in a bag of marcus theatre raisenets, in which you place in your ass, while before saving all farts for an entire week, so you can burst them out projectiling into your lovers ass, while they also saved farts for a week. This "game of catch" continues until the chocolate melts in the asshole which acts as lubricant. You use the handles of the two popcorn scoops to reac inside to the prostate, creating a big enough hole to pour icee into, freezing the entire anal cavity in place so later you can shatter it with the popcorn scoop. T-bird gave cotty one hell of a parkwood popper, thus resulting in an injured arm.
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| 4. | Bubblin' Tom | ||
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The act of having someone urinate into your anus via a funnel, then defecating both their urine and your own feces directly into their mouth, and topping it off with an elbow drop, old school WWF-style. Attaching a plastic tube to the funnel is optional but adds a touch of class to this otherwise tasteless act. Normally when people pee in my butt with a funnel, I give them the Bubblin' Tom. But since Daniel is such a classy guy, he used a plastic tube like a beer bong, so I decided not to retaliate.
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