little white extremely fuzzy dog with a little voice that cuts through your head like a half-broken bandsaw that I'd kick without picking up
There she is walking her drop-kick dog on my lawn again.
A small dog that is both stinky and yappy and makes you want to pick it up and punt it like a foot ball.
"awwww cute little drop kick"
Term describing a French Poodle. Derogatory in nature. Coined by Author Randy Wayne White in one of his novels
She fawned over her poodle’s rhinestone collar while her boyfriend referred to the dog as a Dingo Cadillac behind her back.
(verb) To drop kick an item, animal, or person in anger as Jack Black's character does when he boots Ron Burgundy's dog off a bridge in the movie Anchor Man.
If that kid doesn't stop crying, I'm gonna anchor man it across the yard.
Noun - singular and plural
Australian slang denoting any of several small and irritating breeds of dog such as the Pekingese, Shiatsu, and various long haired Miniature Terriers. Generally, the term mufti can be applied to any such animal that can be converted for use as a mop by the deft insertion of a hockey stick. Mufti are typically owned by middle aged women and have names like Mitzi, Muffy, Floppsy etc.
If that bloody mufti bites my ankle again I swear I'll drop-kick it into a gum tree!
1. Any canine pet that you, specifically, can drop-kick over a picket fence, such as a chihuahua or teacup poodle if you are a normal sized person. Andre the Giant could probably kick a mastiff over a fence so every dog would be a rogdat.
2. Any dog that also happens to resemble a rat.
1. Adam: Look at that tiny dog that looks like it could be easily kicked.
Steve: Oh you mean the rogdat?
Steve: It is to small to be a dog but to big to be a rat, so, rogdat!
2. Bill: Look at that cute chihuahua!
Ted: It looks more like rogdat to me.
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