a situation where somebody is not sure whether to hold the door open for an approaching but slow or a faraway person and maybe creating awkwardness for both parties, or to not bother holding the door and risk looking insensitive
The worst part of a dooremma is people are not sure whether to thank the person for holding the door open, or to curse the person for involuntarily rushing them through the door.
Snoopy Droopers are boobs that are so saggy that they look like Snoopys nose. Long, and droopy!
I heard the word on Love Line a few weeks ago, a drunk guy was slurring nonsense and Snoopy Droopers came out in all the nonsensical crap he was saying.
A naked woman who is blessed with huge mammoth size low hanging breasts (that may feature significant stretch marks), tailored with a monstrous hairy trampoline between her legs that prevents any exposure of camel toe or such. Species often found in popular 70's pornographic magazines.