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The Drooki 

When one snot rockets into a girls vagina and eats them out vigorously while fingering them.
John: Yo brohomes what you up to?
Cary: Nothin broslice i'm mad tired i had a long night with my girlfried.
John: O harem sauce you dawg what happened?
Cary: Well i got her in the mood and it was getting intense when i realized i had to blow my nose. Shoved my face into her vagina and i snot rocketed everywhere and i gave her the drooki.
The Drooki by THE DROOKI March 9, 2010
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Glock dookie 

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people
He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups
Glock dookie by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

Serious drooling 

Much desire, lust or admiration is shown.
We are looking over the car show and the gentleman's club, so we got some serious drooling to do!
Serious drooling by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

dookie water 

An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).
"We are havin a party! We drinkin dookie water tonight!"
dookie water by kno gud June 28, 2015

Colgate Dookie 

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.
Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...
Colgate Dookie by King Votori August 24, 2014

Spooky Dookie 

Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.
Hey man, im gonna go take a spooky dookie ill be right back.
Spooky Dookie by Coolboii September 6, 2017
Word of the Day on October 31, 2021

hear dookie 

listen to this eediat 😂😂😂😂
(they’re chatting a load of waffle)
eediat: don’t make me chef you
me: hear dookie/dooks😂😂
hear dookie by ecnoyeb senoj August 2, 2022