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A dog or dogs having or showing a composed or serious manner worthy of respect! especially one standing/sitting/lying only a few feet from the dinner table that's too proud to beg, thus being "Dognified"!
- You must be so proud of you dog, she hasn't been begging at the table ones, with all this food and all these people, what happened? - I know, Lola's such a dognified little pup!
Dognified by Cybercass December 18, 2009
Related Words

dorified 

Pertaining to dory from Pixar's Finding Nemo animated film; The fish with bad memory. When you have a bad memory, you are dorified.
"Gwen is so dorified. She forgets EVERYTHING!"
dorified by Abi Webster February 9, 2005

Drunkified

Drunk. A bit like being squiffoid.
Jordan is so drunkified right now.
Drunkified by loulahoula May 26, 2013

dronification 

Dronification is the process of turning a human into an obedient, mindless drone. A drone, in this case, is a humanoid automaton. Their original body coated in latex to remove any previous identity, their mind reprogrammed into just another entity in the hive. Often using it/it’s as pronouns to feel more like an object
It’s a service drone undergoing dronification hypno
dronification by Bussy robin June 12, 2023

donkified 

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.
Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.
donkified by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011

Dronfield ironing board 

A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.

Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.
So I looked over the fence and she was only doing the Dronfield ironing board, the filthy bitch.