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the practice of preventing a driver from safely merging onto a freeway or other high-speed roadway. this is accomplished by the blocking car driving at the same speed as the merging car, and directly slongside. this action usually causes the merging driver to back off and merge behind the blocker; sometimes, though, the two cars collide because neither one gives way. often associated with NASCAR fans on public roads, on-ramp blocking is also common in major metropolitan areas. jed: man, i couldn't believe it!! i was trying to get on the freeway, but some clown in a hyundai accent decided to ride alongside of me until we almost crashed at the entrance. what a jag-off!
ned: yeah, too many people commit random acts of on-ramp blocking these days. i'll take the back roads and avoid trouble. |
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| 9. | freeway tag | ||
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Trying to box one of your team mates into other cars (on crowded freeway) so that they can't pass your car. Person: Tony just freeway tagged me and now I'm stuck behind a soccer mom SUV doing thirty so I don't slam into them.
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| 10. | trooper group | ||
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any cluster of motor vehicles on a roadway created by the presence of a police, sheriff, or state trooper patrol car. Trooper groups are created as faster traffic comes upon a slower patrol car or motorists slow down in response to seeing a patrol car in the rear view mirror. Behavior is analogous to a school of fish when a shark is nearby. Trooper groups will likely include beltway bitches and freeway fags. Might as well ease off the gas. We won't be able to get passed this trooper group until the trooper exits the freeway.
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| 11. | Freeway Bag | ||
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A small paper or plastic bag, either brown or black that is used to conceal your open container of beer/malt liquor while you are driving your car/truck along the road. Abdul, please put my Bud Light inside of a freeway bag so I can drink it on the way home without looking too obvious.
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| 12. | Freeway Fellowship | ||
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A preliminary, mutually beneficial alliance that two non-acquainted motorists on the freeway hold when driving in the same direction late at night to ease one another, just incase one happens to get in an accident, usually happens when there is a thick fog as well "I was comming home from GasLamp in San Diego heading north on the 215 freeway and the only other car was a Mitsubishi Lancer right infront of me, we held a Freeway Fellowship because it was so foggy. After I got off my exit, I sure hope that stranger made it home okay."
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| 13. | freeway gap | ||
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A generously sized and inexplicable gap that sometimes occurs between groups of cars on the freeway, most often at night. Matt: "Dude wtf are you doing?!? You're zig-zagging back and forth between lanes like a bloody lunatic!"
Brad: "It's alright dude, calm down ... can't you see we're in a freeway gap?" |
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| 14. | Freeway Raped | ||
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When one forces themself into a spot on the freeway where they weren't wanted/didn't fit. "So i was just driving along and this dumb b**** freeway raped me."
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