| 1. | Parkway Driving | ||
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Driving naked late at night on a dark road or parkway "Hey girl, this road is perfect for some parkway driving"
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| 2. | driving naked. | ||
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Driving without GPS. Give me a break man I am driving naked.
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| 3. | Junk Driving | ||
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Driving with your pecker and nut sack exposed. Taking your dick and balls out of your underwear Fly and through the zipper of your pants while driving. L.A. driving is so stressful I need to relax so if you see me smiling behind the wheel, it's probably because I'm junk driving.
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| 4. | Dashboard Surfing | ||
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The act taken by the passenger sitting shotgun described as putting ones naked feet up on the dashboard while driving around in a car, usually on a hot summer day, and often with one of the feet hanging out the window resting on the rearview mirror. Craig: Oh gross! Check out the chick in the car next to us - she is totally dashboard surfing while her boyfriend is driving.
John: Yuk! Her toenails are skanky! Craig: Oh my god, now she is sticking one of her feet out the window to rest it on the rearview mirror! John: sick |
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| 5. | Perdiddle | ||
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(1) A car with one headlight out.
(2) A driving game that involves pointing out cars with a single headlight in order to get girls in the car naked. Rules vary car to car. "Perdiddle!"
"Hey, let's play perdiddle and get The Bagel naked!" |
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| 6. | Indian Hiller | ||
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closely related to a CCDSer but not quite as fucked up. most attend some sort of psychologist and are pumped full of massive amounts of prozac, zoloft or otherwise yet insist on engulfing massive amounts of alcohol on the weekends. they enjoy driving expensive cars, wrecking them, and buying newer, more expensive ones with daddy's money. drug use is prevalant but no one really gives a fuck seeing as how the indian hill rangers don't do shit about anything. they would rather party with the high school students than break anything up... but no one's complaining. the houses are the size of god and worth an average of about $1 million dollars. a family of four could live comfortably in most basements of indian hill homes. since most of the students at indian hill spend their weekends passing out at parties, large houses are good. the many rooms provide ample space for weekend hook ups and the plethora of bathrooms provides lots of places to throw up. the clothing of choice consists of north face, bebe, abercrombie and anything else made by underpaid migrant workers or asians. all girls own north face fleece jackets seeing as how none can think for themselves and all girls are so small because they smoke crack. they manage an appropriate weight because of the added pounds from the birth control they all take. how else can they stay baby free with all the weekend sex? person 1: Shit, I was at this party in Indian Hill... Everyone was doing lines of crack in the bathroom. 4 sophomore girls were puking in a toilet. I saw like 20 drug deals go down. The dude was selling vicatin and his extra prozac. And some girl was crying because she threw up all over her louis vitton dress and then couldn't find her burberry purse. then everybody passed out. i heard a lot of beds creaking throughout the night though and everybody woke up and staggered downstairs naked. some idiot drove home hungover and crashed his Z3 into the back of a ranger's car, but nothing happened cause the ranger was on his way back from the party anyway.
person 2: Damn... those indian hillers are fucked up. |
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| 7. | idishit | ||
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idiot/shit combined usually used as a compliment. You may use this compliment when driving and you come across someone who has sexually assulted you. My brother shouted "idishit" when he saw a naked boy while driving.
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