| 22. | D'Lic | ||
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Drivers License Fuck, I just flunked my D'Lic test!
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| 23. | P-Plater Syndrome | ||
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When a driver, in particular a new driver gets sick of driving their friends everywhere. He wouldn't man! I think he has P-Plater Syndrome.
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| 24. | poutine pass | ||
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Non-passport ID that allows a U.S or Canadian citizen to cross US/Canada land border crossings, such as an Enhanced Driver's License or Nexuscan card. I haven't been to Montreal in ages, since you could cross on a regular license - I still haven't got a poutine pass.
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| 25. | Prawo Jazdy | ||
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The most reckless driver in North Ireland, or so thought the irish road police. In fact "Prawo Jazdy" stands for "Driving License" in Polish and every pole's infraction of the law was being credited to Mr. Prawo Jazdy because the policemen misread the Polish driving license. - Can I see your license, sir?
- here (*hands license*) - Mr. Prawo Jazdy huh?! |
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| 26. | Spandex Inquisition | ||
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(n.) Street bicycle enthusiasts. They are usually very argumentative about their road rights despite not having road tax, registration or license. Other common traits include street sign blindness and apparent enjoyment of a narrow bicycle seat deeply inserted in their rectum. It's commonly believed that their over-tightened helmet and Dayglo body armor lend to their superhuman courage. Exhibiting herd mentality, they usually ride six abreast in packs of 36 or more. They are highly offended by bicycle paths, sidewalks and easements. Driver: Holy $%#*, I almost squashed that guy like a bug when he shot through the stop sign!!
Passenger: Nobody expects the Spandex Inquisition! Buhm-buhm-buh! |
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| 27. | driver's license weight | ||
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The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight. My driver's license weight is 150... I'm really 160... and I've been up to 180 before.
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| 28. | DWLS | ||
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Pronounced: Dwilis. Refers to driving without a valid driver's license. All caps because its an acronym for Driving While License Suspended. He got a DWLS cause his license was suspended for a DUI.
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