| 1. | Drive-by Hug | ||
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When two people haven't seen each other for a long time, and instead of saying hi and catching up, one gives another a quick hug to be polite and continues on their way. "Did you see that? I haven't seen him in two years and all he did was give me a drive-by hug!"
"He probably doesn't want to talk to you. You did cheat on him with his best friend." |
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| 2. | drive-by awesome | ||
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Randomly telling someone that they're awesome, just because you feel like it. "You're awesome!"
"Thanks! Why?" "Drive-by awesome." |
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| 3. | Re-hug | ||
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When you go to hug a person that is unsure if they want to hug you but you force the hug. While the hug is awkward you try to re-adjust leading to much more awkwardness than you bargained for. John was really nervous on his first date with Jenn. When it was time to leave the restaurant he went in for a hug while Jenn was going for a hand shake. He then tried a re-hug which lead to even more awkwardness. They both wish the incident would have never happened.
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| 4. | Post-Gauge | ||
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1. (noun) After a pre-gauge, the gauged and the guager get together and discuss the friendship-threatening prank and discussed what we learned from it. "I was crying my eyes out during the post-gauge... who knew that I would learn so much about myself by having my best friend drive my car into the lake!"
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| 5. | Trick | ||
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a guy who spends his HARD EARNED MONEY on girls just to get the girl to like him or approve of him... there's a difference between taking a girl on a date and being a trick.. most tricks spend money on HOES, some guys start complaining about all the money they lost on a girl after trying to BUY them off... YOU'RE A TRICK SO DONT BE ONE
why do you think PROSTITUTES refer to their clients as "TRICKS" ? A trick can be a girl I guess sometimes, like a dick tease but you call her A FUCKING DICK TEASE.. get it right... listen to some Snoop Dogg or Too Short or DPG Don't be fooled by these hoes, why do you think most guys won't spend any money on a girl who you just fuck and thats it? think about it GUY#1: Maaan, I spent mad money on this girl yo, and i havent got SHIT from her
GUY#2: You're a fucking trick, step your game up OR GIRL: Heyyy you ;) drive me here... buy me this... can i have some more money? I'll hug you... GUY: Sure baby, I love you even though you don't want to have sex or even kiss me (I can't wait till she falls in love with me!) ME:YOUS A TRICK! |
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| 6. | Vicki-ing | ||
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1) Squeeing like a headless fangirl on LJ when anything remotely associated with CSI:Miami comes up.
2) Watching CSI:Miami then writing up episode play-by-plays of every little thing that happens. 3) Rambling about The Caruso You can distinguish Vicki-ing when you see sentences like this:
1) "OMG I SAW A HUMMVEE H2 IN TOWN TODAY!!! HORATIO AND CO. DRIVE THEM IN CSI:MIAMI!!! *flails* 2) 1. OMG HORATIO LOADED HIS GUN!! *dies of the hot* 2. OMG HORATIO SMILED!!! *dies of the cute* 3. OMG HORATIO AND CALLEIGH LOVE EACH OTHER LOOK AT HOW THEY ARE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER I COMMAND THEE TO HUG NOW!!! *dies* 3) The Caruso The Caruso The Caruso |
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| 7. | Filthy yogurt | ||
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A slang term used to describe semen, cum, ejaculation, Honey please, when you come home from whoring yourself at least have enough respect to wipe that filthy yogurt that's hanging off your chin before coming into the house. You know how your father just hates it when it falls into his coffee when you go to give him a hug.
What up foo! Didn't you hear, they just opened up that new filthy yogurt stand up on crenshaw. Fo shizzle...no shit sucka! Yo, I say we head ova there right now boyee! I hear all the honey's be up at that spot, big tits and all sporting fine ass filthy yogurt moustaches! Let's roll you sucka ass busta. That's it! I had enough susan! I'm putting my foot down...this is where I draw the line. There's no way in hell I'm letting anyone give me a filthy yogurt, I don't care how good my skin will look! There's a fine line between beautiful skin and dirty whore, and I ain't having it. Hey holmes, I took care of that punk that was messing with your sister. "Really, what happened?" So this guy was taking all types of shit, so me and a couple of my homeboy's did a drive by and we all gave him a filthy yogurt he'll never forget! Trust me it'll take weeks for him to remove all those stains we left on him. |
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