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the dickslapper experience 

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago
look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience
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drunkscapade 

a reckless adventure or wild prank while intoxicated
Maryam: The last drunkscapade I went on the cops kicked us out of a random beach we found, dude.
drunkscapade by pukkatukka June 25, 2008

Mega thunder dickslap 

Usually performed by people named Thomas with 18 inch penises. The mega thunder dickslap is performed by pulling thy self’s pants down and stroking thy massive 18 inch penis. Then, one spins in a rotation fast enough to cause thy penis to gain momentum. Then, when the time comes, one stops the circular rotation and jumps in the air with penis in hand, and strikes down upon its target. And that is the mega thunder dickslap.
Did you hear how that guy Thomas did a mega thunder dickslap on that other kid?

Drinklationship 

A relationship formed under the influence of alcohol that one would otherwise not even consider making in a sober state.
"Dude, what's up with you and Nancy? Y'all totally hit it off last night."

"Oh, shit. That's just a drinklationship. I don't even remember what I said to her."
Drinklationship by prime4 February 3, 2010

Drinksmas Eve 

Any day between Christmas and New Year's Eve when folks return home after spending the holidays with their families and really, really need to get a drink.
It was another dysfunctional family Christmas! Can't wait for Drinksmas Eve!
Drinksmas Eve by LaEstrella December 29, 2010

cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.
"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."

Dickslap 

When you are recieving head from someone and they are noy doing a very good job, you slap their face with your penis until they get a black eye
SLAP!!!! You call that a blowjob? SLAP!! SLAP!!!SLAP!!!
Dickslap by big titty bitch January 22, 2005