| 1. | New Canaan | ||
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A stuck-up preppy town that is loaded with cash located in conneticut. On Friday’s after school, kids walk into town, crowd around Mackenzie’s and smoke pot, show off, and get drunk. The town has no clue what poverty is, and whenever they have fund-raisers for the homeless, some crack-dealer kids steal the friggin money and buy cigarettes. The mother’s have no clue how to drive what so ever and once in a while, they run over a poor bulimic runner in a rush to get their nails done. And sports aren’t for fun here, they’re for competition. Everyone is on a sport team, and if you aren’t on one, you are considered a gay loser. Aren’t kids nice here? All of the girls obsess about how they look and mostly spend time in the bathroom making sure their hair is perfect. Yeah, I almost became one of those, but I’m not. I’m also not emo, either, which are the only two classifications in New Canaan. And there are the butt-kissers, too, but they have no life. People in New Canaan have more then one house and brag to everyone about their money. And most of the time the parents are sitting around drinking wine while their kids run off and smoke. On the last day of school, two stupid seventh graders got in a fight and were arressted, a kid stuck his foot in a window at B&R, and everyone wears really tight clothes. Great for New Canaan!
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| 2. | Zombie New Year | ||
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A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday falls on the first Friday after the first full moon of August, when the Zombies rise from their graves to raise havok & mayhem.
As a result, the human population tends to gather around sundown on Zombie New Year to throw large, wild parties, hoping their numbers & noise will scare the zombies away. Some people are known to get staggeringly drunk as a form of mockery against the zombie hoards. At dawn on the Saturday following Zombie New Year, the initial zombies return to their graves, but any humans that they turned continue to walk the earth until they are put down. It should be noted that, for reasons still unknown, an alcoholic stupor makes it harder for zombies to detect you and, if they do, makes it harder for them to turn you. Last Zombie New Year, I got so drunk...
"How drunk were you?!" I was so drunk, I didn't wake up until THIS Zombie New Year! "Oh, shit, he's a zombie!" |
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| 3. | new gothmo | ||
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In the taste of traditional gothmo style but with a new-wave gangster essence. New gothmo is not for the likes of everybody. It is as much a lifestyle as it is a look. Common attire includes the display of a particular color that one wants to be associated with, ripped tight clothes, short shorts, and many accessories. There are usually foreign objects found in the new gothmos hair including shells, beads, feathers, caution tape, etc... New gothmos are often found partyin' big time and often sleep in past noon without ever having showered in the first place. Typically they are found in large groups drinking free liquor and are surrounded by an over-sexualized female populace. Dank Stunna and Candy Cane (Tucson AZ) are new gothmo.
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| 4. | new jersey iced tea | ||
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shit mix
the result of morning after drinking/party when the house looks like a shit tip and all that reminds is the last of the drinks from last night mixed togeather typical in the manor an alcholic cocktail, consisting of jargermister Jackdaniels vodka coke with a dash of lemon lime and cranberry give me an new jersey iced tea,its dirrrty as fuck and you'll fuckin fat chicks in no time
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| 5. | New york | ||
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the BEST state ever!!! okay we know what real food taste like everyone knows that a bun is not the same as a bagel~our drinking water is the best~& our food just kicks ass~ if u correct someones grammer you'r a fag~Manthatten is called the city~we have a fucking attiude & we aint afraid 2 show it cause where fucking great~don't ever mess with a newyorker~the bronx, Brooklyn, Manhatten,Staten island, & Queens are the 5 borrows of NY~Jersey is like the 2nd NY but just ISN'T the same @ all~guys=if ur in love with a NY girl raise ur glasses if ur not raise ur standerds I LOVE NEWYORK NEWYORK IS THE FUCKING BEST!!!!!!!!!
<3,<3,<3 NEW YORK<3. THE city that never sleeps.<3 <33333333333 |
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| 6. | buffet drinking | ||
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When an individual is out drinking and chooses to change his or her drink each time a new round is ordered, thus rarely drinking the same thing twice during a multi-drink night. Tim was buffet drinking last night at the bar, he went from a Bud Light to a dirty gin martini to a Guinness to a vodka soda and then a scotch on the rocks.
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| 7. | new hampshire | ||
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New Hampshire is a socially maladjusted state that lacks diversity but has opportunity for the educated,priviliged and hard working.It takes a lot of work to make it here if you dont have this.If you dont work very hard,have a degree, sell yourself out,come from a successful family or get very lucky you probably will not go anywhere here.If you like to work hard, there is opportunity here.This isnt for wimps who like mooching the system but it does happen mostly in Nashua and Manchester.Thats why these cities have the most problems.Also some of the border towns like salem and hudson are not the best places to live and raise a family due to the constant transitional influx from mass that deteriotates the quality of living and causes crime but it does help the economy, a catch 22.People do tend to drink a lot here though and not always take the best care of themselves,probably due to stress and pressure of working and the cold winters. Live free and work hard or get out.
The crime and unemployment are low in New Hampshire for a reason, its called WORK. |
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