turkish drillpress 

A naked girl is lying on her back and you hold both legs in one hand and move them over as far as her feet can touch her head giving open access and then you fuck.

Dirty's new SUV had so much room in the backseat that he gave Birdie a turkish drillpress in the garage.

turkish drillpress by Matt Nordin August 12, 2006

Borehog hucklebuck drillpress 

When you pin a girl's head in between the headboard and the mattress and put your cleats on and rail her from behind really hard.

I dug out my cleats from high school and got a running start and gave her the ol' Borehog hucklebuck drillpress.

Borehog hucklebuck drillpress by Evilivy6 January 10, 2019

Reverse Pakistani Drill Press 

To gain sexual explosion by standing above someone who positions themself upside down and faces the opposite direction, thrusting down upon them with purpose and mimicking a drill press machine.

Phil points his anus toward the sky and Tina drills into him reverse pakistani drill press style, like a flower stalk into a vase.

Reverse Pakistani Drill Press by Backpuss2013 November 13, 2013

drinkpression 

The distinctive kind of senseless depression one experiences after heavy alcohol consumption which typically consists in listlessness, malaise, lack of motivation, and vague feelings of guilt and remorse, even when one *didn't* seize the opportunity to go balls deep in one's best friend's barely legal girlfriend.

Jack: Want to go see that new crappy M. Knight Shyamalan movie?

John: No, I had fifteen Jager shots last night and now I'm suffering from a mild case of drinpression. I think I'll just waste the entire day watching porn and googling myself. I feel like such a twat after last night.

Jack: Why do you feel like an asshole? You didn't even cheat on your girlfriend last night! All's well that ends well, right?

John: Yeah, I guess. Whatever. But I'm still not leaving the house. There's no point in anything anyway. I'm too drinkpressed to even masturbate -- I'm such a waste of life. Fuck, I can't wait til this drinkpression goes away.

drinkpression by nb c lo June 16, 2008

pakistani drill press 

When a guy stands over a girl with her ankles pinned behind her ears by his hands and he goes up and down on her like a drill press.

Bob's wife asked if I could perform a pakistani drill press on her last night.

pakistani drill press by Jason,BJ,Aaron,JB,Nick,Tim and Skip January 7, 2007

turkish drill press 

Rolling a chick up onto her shoulder blades, legs extended over her head, then banging her in a squat type manner with your dong pointed straight down.

Joey's hamstrings were so sore yesterday morning after turkish drill pressing Sarah in the hay barn all night.

turkish drill press by Dr. PhilGood January 4, 2009

Craftsman drill press

V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.

Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press"

Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self"

Craftsman drill press by DoucheBagger March 7, 2010