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7.
Some one without goals and just drifts through life saying "i don't care" a lot.
"he won't go far in life he is just Drift Wood"
by munch! munch! December 04, 2011
 
1.
Noun: An erection that is wasted or not put to use; Wood that never finds its port and is thus worn away/beaten and eventually gives up.
When Rhiana, the neighbor, asked if I wanted to "watch a movie" I thought for sure we'd get down. To my chagrin, we literally watched a movie while my driftwood bobbed in vain on a hopeless, lonely, sea.
by Brad Yo February 02, 2006
 
2.
Morning wood that lasts late into the afternoon.
You: "Dude...I had the most embarassing moment of my life this afternoon."

Friend: "Your girfriend saw your dick?"

You: "Naw dude...I had a bad case of drift wood and I forgot to tuck it when I went to work."

Friend: "I am SO...SORRY. Can I get you anything bro?"

You: "Only my self respect....."
by Notorious C.A.R.R.O.T. November 11, 2009
 
3.
An older guy that drifts around and tries to hang out with random crowds in order to gain easier access to young girls, especially at the workplace during lunch or smoke breaks.
TJ: "Look at ole man Grant going to lunch with those intern girls."

Martin: "Yeah that's drift wood trying to wash up on Amber's beach."
by Rhiine Mumps November 07, 2007
 
4.
a random boner, a stiffy out of nowhere
Chris L. was wearing his umbros in class and got up to leave and low and behold he had a bad case of driftwood for everyone to see!
by Slick Nick October 13, 2005
 
5.
drift·wood (drĭft'wŏŏd')

n. A solitary individual who aimlessly bounces between others on a crowded dance-floor engaging in obnoxious behavior and unwanted advances.
Girl I'm sick of this club, too much Driftwood to deal with.
by thabigshifty September 14, 2009
 
6.
n. 1) a type of elongated skateboard with good lateral skidding action used for tricks.

2) sexual tumesence.
Dude! I totally put some rad decals on my driftwood last night! Want to see?

Ahhh. No. Not really.
by gnostic1 August 17, 2011