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An older guy that drifts around and tries to hang out with random crowds in order to gain easier access to young girls, especially at the workplace during lunch or smoke breaks. TJ: "Look at ole man Grant going to lunch with those intern girls."
Martin: "Yeah that's drift wood trying to wash up on Amber's beach." |
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Morning wood that lasts late into the afternoon. You: "Dude...I had the most embarassing moment of my life this afternoon."
Friend: "Your girfriend saw your dick?" You: "Naw dude...I had a bad case of drift wood and I forgot to tuck it when I went to work." Friend: "I am SO...SORRY. Can I get you anything bro?" You: "Only my self respect....." |
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the act of getting an erection because of automobile drifting. "while I had drift wood it was a lot harder to drive because my cock was getting in the way of the stick."
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Some one without goals and just drifts through life saying "i don't care" a lot. "he won't go far in life he is just Drift Wood"
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When one bumps into a man-possibly a woman-with a boner. I went to the pub and accidentally caught some drift wood.
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A person who does not fit into society. One of being gay, out of sorts or a listner of The Back Street Boys. Man, stay away from that dude, he is major drift wood.
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