Dr. Virile: Are you sexually active?
Mr. Sadpeep: NO I
haven't gotten any in like 7 months...
Dr. Virile: I see, so this fatigue and
trouble urinating started recently?
Mr. Sadpeep:Yeah
Doc, do you know whats wrong with me?
Dr. Virile: unfortunately son you are dried out, my diagnosis is D.O.S: Dried out syndrome.
Mr. Sadpeep: OH MY GOD.
Dr. Virile: Its serious but treatable, I'm going to write a prescription for a beautiful woman, its a
drug know as nymphotrin and it counteracts your symptoms by satisfying sexual impulses...just apply it to your penis and you should be fine, if your condition worsens you may be
gay, then I advise a stronger dosage of another
drug. In any case somebody needs to hit that, get down, and rock your cock, capisce?