Tissue that has been used for too long and has multiple holes and dried out snot that attempts to cut your nose with sharp edges.
sick nigga: That booger rag cut my nose now i'm bleed'n
Bitch: Lemme eat dat booger rag dat shit salty.
A situation where a smallish, dried out, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, which in turn causes what one can only refer to as a net of hair that blocks the passage of poop from anus to toilet, leaving a heaping mound of poop suspended in "hair net", making for a very messy situation.
Damn Tyler, I know you called the bathroom right after I pooped, but it was a must that I shower immediately after running into a Sinister D. Hopefully I won't shower shart while I'm in there and prolong the process.
-See shower shart
A piece of dried and hardened turd that is suspended from one's ass hairs. They dangle freely and gracefully like wind chimes and form into many small clusters of brown crusty nuggets. It is formed when a person is expelling fecal matter and said person improperly wipes his fudge tunnel leaving the turd entangled in the jungle of ass hairs. Complications from having dingleberries are unwanted skid marks and irritating itches. They must be removed manually which may cause some pain and discomfort primarily because the ass hairs that are encrusted to the dingleberries are plucked right out of the pubic follicles. Failure to remove them may result in creation of an unbearable stench and infestation of bacterial growth accumulating all around the anal region and reaching parts of the gooch.
Because of David's incompetence, his dingleberry got bigger and bigger until it stuck out of his undergarments. People walked by and commented on his shitbrick.
While i was taking the Shit of the century, i was in such a hurry that forgot to wipe my ass completely. Now, i have a permanently embedded dingleberry hanging from my Babylonian ass garden. Recently, i went to my doctor and he told me that the dingleberry is growing so fast that it will be the size of a pomegranate by the time it fully grows and matures.
Richard says that his dingleberries are the result of having thick ass dreads and poor anal hygiene.
Andrew: Hey Kathy, lets try the 69 position.
Kathy: Okay, im in. Take off your leopard skin underwear and let me suck on your man hammer.
Andrew(thinks to himself): I hope she finds my dingleberries to be pleasant; i myself love snacking on a freshly plucked dingleberry during early afternoons.
Kathy: Andrew! what the fuck is shit all around your ass and gooch! its getting into my nostrils and mouth and im having a hard time giving you pleasure.
Andrew: Its perfectly fine Kathy. Look they taste incredible and are full of turdy goodness.
Kathy: You are sick! You better clean yourself mister, or we are through!
Andrew: Chillax kathy and have a bite of 'Andrew's Brown Safari Nuggets'.
the dried crust between one's butt cheeks when they forget to wipe after pooping. After a while, it gets itchy.
Suzy: Why are you scratching your butt?
Paul: Sorry, I was in a hurry, now I got that grouda!
The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.
Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.
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After one takes an extremly horrid shit and it takes almost all night to wipe your ass...than after that last swipe of fungy turd is left you take the toilet paper threw your brown eye like a locomotive heading up a muddy hill only to get it stuck between your clogged up shit and your stanky ass hair....by the time you can finlly get it out the combination of horrid shit that smells like the rotting corpses of thousands and brittle ass hair disenigrates the peice of toilet paper.....a very rare occurance
Jessica was in the bathroom all night..when she finnaly came out..it smelled like she been threw the choclate express...
Damn Dawg U smell like dried up ass hair..an crusty poop....whats that burning smell?? You just been threw the Choclate Express huh?
When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.
After john found out he had ass crisps he sprinkled them all over my chocolate cake.