Biggus Dickus 

Pontius Pilate's fwiend from Wome in The Life of Brian. Biggus Dickus has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know.

Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!

Biggus Dickus by netch October 6, 2004

Biggus Dickus 

The name of a fictional character played by Graham Chapman in the Monty Python film Life of Brian. Nowadays the name is used as a joke on Ifunny and Tumblr as a way to say Big D*ck without being flagged for an inappropriate comment on a post.
Side-Note: the guards in the Biggus Dickus scene were supposed to have a straight face the entire time but Graham Chapman decided to put a spin on the way he said the name and the director decided to use it in the final cut of the film.

Pontius Pilate : I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...

another guard chuckles

Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?

more chuckling

Pontius Pilate : What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...

chuckle

Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?

both guards chuckle

So all I gotta say to get top comment is Biggus Dickus?

Biggus Dickus by Thatguywithannoyinggirlfriend July 25, 2019

Biggus dickus 

Is a friend of Pontius Pilate Whom can’t seem to work out what is so funny about his name. He Is often ridiculed by the common soldiery also has a wife you know what her name is incontinentia buttocks.

“Does and body else feel like a little giggle when I mention my friends name....biggus dickus”

Biggus dickus by Biggusdickus September 12, 2019

Dickus 

Noun: Generic, ubiquitous term of derision, fairly innocuous, used mostly "friend on friend", has become completely mainstream

Hey, Dickus! Could you lend me $5.00?

Dickus by ky2 March 8, 2008

Biggus Dickus 

While a largely unknown person, Biggus Dickus is said to be a very great friend of Caesar. Anyone daring to laugh at his name is said to end up being a gladiator. His wife's name is Incontinentia Buttocks.

I heard this dude ended up as a gladiator because he laughed when he heard the name 'Biggus Dickus'.

Biggus Dickus by fixo January 7, 2019

Bigus Dickus

Bigus Dickus is gods gift to women. Also known as the human tripod and the breaker. He is a legend known by many names.

In Rome he is known as Dingus Dongus
In India he is known as Elephantshiva

In China he is known as Da Niao
In France he is known Dieu Cheval
In Germany he is known as Mann mit 3 Beinen
In Spain he is known as El Toro Humano

Aint nothing like a Bigus Dickus to feed a womans appetite and holes.

Bigus Dickus by Dingus Dongus May 21, 2021

DIckus McKickus 

When one kicks another in the testicles with so much force, the victims tesicles become lodged in his throat rendering him completely sterile.

Andrew: That guy is such a quiff

Mike: Yeah

James: You should give him a DIckus McKickus so he can't produce anymore quiff offspring

DIckus McKickus by dickusmckickus June 26, 2016