Dressage 

The best equestrian discipline. Everyone who rides horses does dressage to some degree, even if they refuse to admit it.

Essentially is like ballet on horseback. (but much cooler)

A: Heyyyy isn't dressage cool? *Dance horse, dance!*
B: No, not really.

Dressage by Elessar266 November 16, 2006

Dressage 

Ballet for horses.... the most refined and difficult horse riding out there... great to watch. If dressage was cheap and easy, it would be called western

A: so i went to a dressage show this weekend. Those horses are amazing!

Dressage by seriouslyrita October 27, 2008

Dressage Queen 

1) Someone who tries to mow you down with thier horse in the warm up ring.

2) Someone who has more bling on thier tack than is absolutely necessary.

A: Man, her browband was glittering so much it spooked that horse and caused a pile-up!

B: Yeah. She's a total DQ. (Dressage Queen)

Dressage Queen by Elessar266 November 16, 2006

dreager1 

an idiot on the Internet that makes stupid battles has a dumb blog wanks bass as if bass is unbeatable when he's not downplays the one above all in every battle because he apparently has no feats and uses the same argument over and over again.

friend 1 what is a battle that made you so bruh. friend 2 this dude named dreager1 this guy is just idiotic to where the point I can't describe him just search up Elsa vs the one above all and you'll see what I'm talking about. friend 1 how the hell does Elsa beat the one above all. friend 2 because he has no feats. friend 1 you are right this guy really is idiotic.

dreager1 by Unknown user 2553 November 13, 2022

dressage walk 

to drunk to work straight so you walk leg over leg

have 10 beers in an hour you will be doing the dressage walk

dressage walk by dat85crd November 17, 2009

Dressage 

Prancing around the living room naked

Margaret was practicing dressage for Nathan and the windows were open, *gasp*

Dressage by thatguywhoisawesome August 29, 2012

Dressage 

Dressage is a stupid english riding sport. You make your horse do different things, such as walking, cantering, loaping, running, side stepping etc. Usually only preppy girls compete in this sport, because they have nothing better to do then show how much money they have, and that dirt is gross. Western riders laugh at these silly preppy english riding girls, cause they don't know how to actually ride.

Preppy girl #1: Like OHMIGOSH! My finger nails are dirty, ewww!

Preppy girl #2: Gross, you actually touched your horse, During dressage!

Cowgirl #1: Are you kidding me?

- Preppy girls stick they're gross little pierced noses up, and get on they're poor horses, that never get freedom.

THE END.

Dressage by Turn&BurnBaby. December 5, 2011