Carpet Match the Drapes

Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.

Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?

Carpet Match the Drapes by Midnight310 August 16, 2011

Drama Drapes

A slut’s vagina. A pussy that stays open and active. The vagina of a girl or woman who has sex with anyone (or anything) with no regard of consequence. Drama drapes cause static among friends and lovers. A woman that doesn’t close her drama drapes will break up relationships and marriages, cause fights among friends and family, and spread diseases, while giving zero fucks about those affected by her actions. Nothing good happens when her drama drapes are open. Drama drapes cause nothing but problems.

Person 1 “Biff and Gertrude broke up after Biff found out that he had Syphilis.”

Person 2 “Yeah that bitch Gertrude needs to close her fucking drama drapes.”

Drama Drapes by BrowntownStL October 14, 2018

derpestrian 

A stupid pedestrian.
- Hits the Walk Signal more than once.
- Crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an "island" for many minutes.
- Has not mastered the art of jaywalking.
- Crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he's been wanting to merge with.
Term can be thought of as DERR-pestrian or fake-German like "der pest-rian."

Motherfuckin derpestrian!! Crossin' however you please just 'cause you know you could sue me if I hit you. Bitch.

derpestrian by Douglas Young November 13, 2007

Deepesh 

A handsome dude that seems shy but is not once you get to know him. He suits females that name starts with K, M or S and is a extremely good kisser. Girls should consider finding a deepesh!

Girl 1: that boy looks cute

Girl 2: yeah that's deepesh he's an amazing kisser

Girl 3: I knew he was a deepesh!

Deepesh by Vickstargman April 30, 2014

Mo'Deepest 

The deepest, most wild, and loudest group of hooligans that can come stomping into a party. They bring the ruckus and will leave you with nothing but fond memories and heartache.

"did you invite mo'deepest?"

"no, last time they drank all our liquor and burnt down an orphanage"

Mo'Deepest by Aegisofmd March 7, 2010

Deepest Lore

When the background lore of a piece of media goes really deep. Sometimes used jokingly on small details the author has put in, but true deep lore consists of a variety of hints spread throughout the story that only dedicated fans will discover. These hints usually hold historical, philosophical, religious, and other metaphorical meaning.

Person1: Did anyone else notice the main character's weapon looks similar to that stick from the carving of an ancient Egyptian emperor?
Person2: deepest lore

Deepest Lore by ethyr February 21, 2022

rape drapes 

Any drapes that you hang over your window to block out all light. Also called sex-for-certain-curtains.

That creep next door always has his lights off. No, he just has rape drapes.

rape drapes by gjohnso October 6, 2010