Delft

Delft the city of William of Orange. It is nice! Home to the best Architectural school in the world!

Milan: Lets go party in Delft.
Andreas: It will me HOT.
Tim: Not!

Delft by Andreas of Orange March 28, 2009

Delft

To create an undesirable situation through ignorance or incompetence. Mostly used as a verb to denote a stupid action or chain of events but, it can also be used as a noun. The tense of the word does not change with its use.

1. I was riding my bike and totally delft when I hit the curb.
2. Mr. Richards is such a delft giving us a pop quiz on Friday.

Delft by RubberDucky989 September 8, 2010

drefter 

One who behaves in some way like a baby. The word comes from the laundry detergent brand meant for baby clothes called Dreft.

You don't need a taxi, it's only a 2 mile walk! Sometimes you're such a drefter!

drefter by Alex Dumpance April 15, 2010

Drelfie

Drunk + Selfie = Drelfie

A selfie (usually photographed some sort of mobile device) taken in a state of alcohol induced intoxication.

Drelfie can be solo shots, but the best ones are of groups.

"Yo, I woke up Sunday morning with the biggest hangover and had tons of drelfies on my phone."

"Oh my god, I'm so drunk and want to remember this night. Let's take drelfies."

Drelfie by communist-kangaroo March 17, 2014

dreft 

noun. The placental remains of a miscarriage as found floating in a body of water, such as a pool or lake.

"I knew that bitch was nasty, but I didn't expect to get my hot tub clogged up by her dreft."

dreft by eos August 3, 2004

Delfts 

(bijv. naamwoord, bijwoord)

1. geen sociaal besef, zich asociaal gedragen zonder rekening te houden met anderen

De TU Delft trekt veel lieden zonder sociaal besef aan. Men gedraagd zich asociaal omdat men (1) geen sociaal besef heeft vanwege nerd of (2) geen rekening houdt met anderen.

Persoon A zet speakers luid aan terwijl persoon B reeds muziek aan het luisteren is.

B tegen A: "Lekker Delfts hoor"

Delfts by deinke October 28, 2016

Delft Stroopwaffles 

Not to be outdone by the Americans' Boston Pancake & Alaskan Pipelines, Holland has it's own manners of defacating on a woman.

Delft Stroopwaffles involves two girls crapping on the breast of a third girl.

A guy then sits on her breasts and masturbates till he starts climaxing, at which point he crouches up and ejaculates on the breasts. He then sits back down and closes up the waffles. Nice and thin and creamy!!

"Holy sh*t, check out Owen & co. giving that girl some Delft Stroopwaffles!!"
"Hey guys I'm bored, wanna give me some Delft Stroopwaffles??"

Delft Stroopwaffles by Dirty Baxt June 29, 2009