usually a annoying-ass individual who thinks he/she is a hippie and pretty much the reincarnation of "Jimmy Hendrix". These "Turd Trolls" are mostly famous for their turd-like dredlocks, which are fashioned by week old piece of turd found in the jungles of South Africa, but to obtain this majestic substance they must fight off the powerful wilderbeasts of the jungle with their extremely terrible taste in music. Thus the music was so audibly painful, the wilderbeasts jumped off the tallest of mountains and committed suicide. After this vicious battle, the "Turd Troll" calls his servants of dung beetles to roll up the "goods" and rub and roll the turd on their head, swirling their poorly damaged hair around it. Atlas! You have your "Turd Troll". These species of people usually wear tie-dye and wish they were Jamaican, even though they're white as hell.
Person #1: "Hey is that a "Turd Troll"?
Person #2: Does he have dredlocks and wearing tie-dye
with Jimmy Hendrix on it?
Person #1: Yup.
Person #2: Then, he is a Turd Troll.
Person #1: Awwww, poor douchebag.
The mythical figure said to visit stoners that have been good in the last Weed Year, leaving them presents on 4/20 eve to reward them for their good behavior.
Ganja Claus is most often pictured as a jolly old rasta with long dredlocks, dressed head to toe in green. Rumours state that he flies through the sky on a lawn chair pulled by 8 giant sloths
dude: "you gonna roll another one?"
other dude: "nah we've only got a ten bag left and dan will need a spliff after work..."
dude: "wow man, that's nice of you. I hope Ganja Claus is watching..."
(A) the act of fucking a hot chick with dredlocks whilst smoking a joint.
As in: "Man he's so dredfucking her right now"
The blood that collects on the dredlocks composed of the pubic hair above a women's vagina, and then is proceeded to be used as a tampon.
Girl 1: Ah man, I hate it when I forget to bring my tampon!!
Girl 2: That's the worse, good luck getting through the day!
Girl 1: Don't worry about it, I'll just use my dreds to substitute for the day and wash the dred juices out later.
Dred locks that look shitty on someone.
Nigga those ain't dredlocks, they SHITLOCKS!
DAG: noun 1a. (usually in the plural) a lump of matted wool and faeces hanging from the rear end of a sheep; b. such a lump cut from a sheep. 2. a person (primarily male) who is regarded as something of a ‘character’, eccentric but entertainingly so, a wag. 3a. an unfashionable adolescent. b. any unfashionable or non-stylish person.
I told you to shear the dags off those sheep Bruce not turn 'em into bloody dredlocks! You bloody dag!
|7.||Filthy Filth Mc natty|
When a man grows out his pubic hairs into filthy dredlocks (hence the term natty) and has a woman suck them clean after oral sex
damn I am the filthiest filth mc natty, there is so much crud in there that bitch is gonna have to suck it off
Person B: dammmmn