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Drinks Globe Luxury 

Akin to Burled Wood Paneled Luxury, not quite as excessive as Personal Army Luxury, but much nicer than Fur Lined Lingerie Luxury.
As used (and probably coined) by Jeremy Clarkson on BBC Top Gear Season 15, Episode 1: "If you live in Cheshire and you have to travel great distances in Drinks Globe Luxury, the Bentley Continental GT really is in a class of one."
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I'm drinks 

1. Phrase designed to express that you've had too many drinks, you actually wanted to say "I'm drunk" and "I've had too many drinks" but the alcohol makes you mix the two into "I'm drinks".
-Why are you zigzagging like that?
-I'm drinks
I'm drinks by GNarez January 2, 2012

bitch drinks 

Any assortment of fruity flavored drinks usually containing around %5 alcohol. Derived from the female term barbie drinks. When consumed by a male (either hetero/homosexual), it takes it's masculine form of 'bitch drinks', as to seem more insulting. These drinks often leave you with heartburn and vomit very similar to the color of your drink.
Bacardi Breezer, Mike's Hard Lemonade, Smirnoff Twist, etc.

I was totally going to go home with him after we left the bar, but I saw he had been drinking bitch drinks all night! I think he might be a friend of Dorothy.
bitch drinks by Allison January 4, 2005

Frog Drinks 

Any combination of alcoholic beverages (hard liquor + beer + wine) concocted under the influence of psilocybin mushrooms.
Gonna make me one dem frog drinks (said in best Karl Childers voice)
Frog Drinks by el_b December 17, 2010

Sir drinks a lot 

A friend or foe who is habitually drunk in your presence, or anyone else's for that matter. He is ALWAYS the drunkest person in the room.
Tom: Oi, here comes Sam, and that dope is already three sheets to the wind.
Joe: Yo Sam! Yer fuckin' pathetic dude!
Sam: That's no way to address Sir drinks a lot!
Tom: Whatever, assmunch

Soft drinks

A word used by smaller meme accounts to replace the word meme because normies ruined memes.
Check out these new funny soft drinks on the internet
Soft drinks by softdrinkmemergirl72 November 28, 2016

drinks'o'clock 

1. time to start drinking.
2. the time of day when it is acceptable to start drinking.
"What time is it Bob?"
(Bob looks at watch)
"It's drinks'o'clock Steve. Cheers!"
drinks'o'clock by mattanywhere December 20, 2005