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Dragonforce Hater 

Someone who happens to dislike the Power Metal band Dragonforce.
Kid A: Hey what'd you do last night?
Kid B: Oh, I went to a Dragonforce concert. They were pretty dec-
Kid A: OH! MY! GOD! You like Dragonforce, that is so gay! You know they only became famous due to Guitar Hero?
Kid B: Well, yes but-
Kid A: They only have one song you know?!
Kid B: What about Fury of the Storm or Operation ground and p-
Kid A: You know they speed up their songs?!
Kid B: You don't have any proof of that. You probably just read it on the internet.
Kid A: THAT DOESN"T MATTER, THEY'RE STILL GAY! DRAGONFORCE ARE FAGS! *Screams then convulses on the ground*
Kid B:........Are you alright? Dude? Dragonforce hater?

dragonforce 

To complete a project, task, assignment, etc as fast as possible, paying little/no attention to detail, finesse, quality of results, etc. Adapted from DragonForce, a power metal band from England known for their intensely fast songs.
"I really don't care about this class, so I'm just going to dragonforce the final project."

Dragonforcing 

Definition:
a. The act of shredding so amazingly that time stands still and the entire world weeps the beauty that you created.
b. The super amazing freaking owning of someone/thing.
c. BEING super amazingly freaking awesome.
a. "dude I was dragonforcing when I suddenly achieved enlightenment" or "damn I just dragonforced the shit out of that michael bolton song"
b. "dude you just got dragonforced!" "that dragonforces!"
c. "sean and doty are such dragonforcers "
Dragonforcing by Anarchyfate August 9, 2006

Dragonforce wrist

The wrist injury that frequently results from attempting to play "Through the Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce, on Guitar Hero 3. It's a combination of both carpal tunnel and a sprain in the left wrist, sometimes accompanied by a slow dull ache in the right wrist.
The only way to avoid Dragonforce wrist is to never attempt playing "Through the Fire and Flames". However, since this is nearly impossible for the red-blooded Guitar Hero loving American male, an hour long break may ease the pain.

Slash has Dragonforce wrist even though he owned the song and the game blew to freaking pieces because of his awesome guitar wizardry.
Dragonforce wrist by Jona-Tron January 6, 2008

dragonforce 

A Power Metal band who managed to get through three albums without anyone noticing that every song was exactly the same as the last. Exactly.
Billy Everyteen: Wow! This band is so amazing! Herman Li is god! I'm going to have to listen to more of their music.

-Half an hour later, after having sampled more of Dragonforce's library of songs-

Billy Everyteen: Haven't I heard this song before?
dragonforce by Thaddeus Sivana December 7, 2006

Dragonfarce 

What real power metal fans call Dragonforce, reason being that they are merely a cheap imitation of good power metal bands such as Sonata Arctica, HammerFall,Stratovarius
Poser at Firewind concert: Duuude! This is almost as good as that Dragonforce concert I went to last week!

Real power metal fan: Oh, you mean Dragonfarce? My dog has more talent than those weenies!

DragonForce 

An international power metal band based in England. They are composed of six members from 5 different countries over 3 continents. They label themselves as "extreme power metal" because they incorportate elements of speed metal and thrash metal into their songs, and as of their latest album, Inhuman Rampage, they have added harsh backing vocals that can be heard on songs such as "Revolution Deathsquad". They replaced their drummer before the recording of "Inhuman Rampage" with Dave Mackintosh, formerly of England's symphonic black metal band, "Bal-Sagoth". Their songs are incredibly fast, although there is at least one obligatory "power ballad" on each of their albums. Most of their songs are at least 5 minutes long, with several around minutes in length. They are known for their energetic stage performances, and for their excessive alcohol consumption during concerts. This does not affect their ability to play, but the lead guitarist, Herman Li of Hong Kong, has been known to trip and fall on stage. They cite many classic metal bands as influences, such as Iron Maiden, and played at OzzFest in 2006. They have three major releases so far: The Valley of the Damned (2003), Sonic Firestorm (2004), and Inhuman Rampage (2006). Their first concert in the United States was cancelled due to the fact that they were lacking proper Visas, but they eventually played in April of 2006 at the Worcester Palladium in Massachusetts at the New England Metal and Hardcore Festival. They played second to last, with the last band playing being Gamma Ray.

Comparable bands to their style roughly include the following:
HammerFall, Blind Guardian, Stratovarius, Sonata Arctica, Dragonland, Angra, Rhapsody of Fire, and Demons & Wizards.
DragonForce is a highly talented band. If they are not "heavy enough" for you, or if the vocals bother you, then you should not be listening to power metal. People with no knowledge of music dismiss them along with all other power metal bands for having fantasy inspired lyrics, because they are most likely too obsessed with rap lyrics about homicide, drug dealing, and fornication.
DragonForce by ConradoThePirate November 1, 2006