"It's no big deal. I honestly don't see why you're being so dramatic."
"He's five years old!"
female 1: "It's stomach, not stomache."
male 1 action: at some point visits the website urbandictionary.com, and adds a definition of black haired bitch with examples pertaining to the stomach/stomache situation, then shares it on facebook.
female 1: "He's being soooooooooooooooooo DRAMATIC."