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Dragonvale 

The reason the battery on my iPhone dies. This game simulates people actually texting you with its numerous updates! It may perhaps be able to make a taken guy evolve into a single man after level 20 is reached in game.
iPhone: bing bing!
Derek: oh, hey Ben you got a text! Is it a sexy lady?
Ben: Even better...
Derek: A sexy lady... and her twin sister?!
Ben: Nah bro, Dragonvale update, my rainbow dragon just finished incubating!
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Dragonblade 

When you have an erect peen. Run up on your unsuspecting S/O, pull your pants down and yell "RYUUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE" while moving hips back and forth. Repeatedly hitting them with your peen from multiple angles.
"Oh man. Totally got my girlfriend with my Dragonblade yesterday while she was watching TV"
Dragonblade by Sinister August 14, 2017

Dragonmaker 

A girl who is so hot, that she can walk into a room and make every girl violently jealous.
Nooney, your cousin is a Dragonmaker. Its okay... accept it.
Dragonmaker by thatguydoesit October 28, 2010

Dragonface08

the 3rd best person in the world and the second-best YouTuber
it's the third-best person in the world, Dragonface08
Dragonface08 by coolwhip223 February 7, 2020

Drionnade 

Drionnade is a word to describe a situation that is very drionque. It can also be used to describe a situation in which alcohol is involved.
Guy1: School was shit today.
Guy2: True, it was a drionnade
Drionnade by The point December 25, 2021

Dragondese 

Dragondese is an ancient martial art originally from Southeastern China. It is typically seen harnessing power from the ancient dragons of Chinese folklore. It isn't seen much these days as many people have forgotten its ways, but certain families like the Bophides family still practice the art today. The practice involves a set of dance moves, and certain people (like Candice Bophides) will dance to the songs of Imagine Dragons while practicing the art.
"The ancient art of Dragondese is one that should not be forgotten"
Dragondese by Mike_Coxlong18094 October 9, 2022

Dragonface 

To engage in aggressive oral sex with the intention of causing physical harm by so doing.

Oral sex, or fellatio, intimately involving generous application of teeth (particularly the canines).
Bone had removed his trousers in preparation for the French delicacy to come... he was unaware, however, that Seana intended to dragonface his loins.

Only in his wildest nightmares and horrifying flights of fantasy did Tyler expect that he might be forced to dragonface another man... yet this exact fear confronted him today.
Dragonface by Donaorf May 27, 2011