n. A car--generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket Geo--that features this bumper sticker on the rear:
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."
It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.
I saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so I killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying SCA types, before he could breed.
by SkidMarkyMark January 28, 2007
by cujo249 February 3, 2011
A car, probably a Mercedes or BMW, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up bitch.
by Ian Chode February 25, 2004
Old west terminology for a Gatling gun mounted on a wagon, the aforementioned Gatling gun being the "dragon" mounted on the wagon which is just that, a wagon.
by diggymac March 6, 2020
Damn man! I shouted at the trolley dolly to fetch me a coke, but then she turned into a wagon dragon.
by Cockfeathers September 7, 2018
by ballerg17 March 9, 2017