| 15. | Goku | ||
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Goku is a Saiyan and the star of the Animes "Dragon Ball", "Dragon Ball Z", and "Dragon Ball: GT" No matter how many times he is killed, in the end, everyone else proves useless and he has to save the day. In fact, from day one, the writer of the Dragon Ball Manga made a rule that in the end Goku magically comes back to life (usually bending some rule that's already in place) and saves the day. He is known for his extreme transformations into a Super Saiyan, Super Saiyan 2, Super Saiyan 3, and the Over-powered Super Saiyan 4. He also is remembered by his trademark "Kamehameha" wave, and his huge appetite.
Oh, and his power level is over 9000. "Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his (Goku's) power level?" - Nappa
"It's over 9000!!!" - Vegeta Vegeta and Nappa's conversation in relation to Goku's rising power level. "Goku hath power level over 9000" |
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| 16. | The Mechanic | ||
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A sexual position that should be performed at an early or late time in sexually relations. It is where the male takes his limp, tiny, non-erect penis, turns it upside-down, and attempts to fuck the female as if she was a dog. It is called "The Mechanic" because the penis, facing upwards, resembles a mechanic going under a car. Guy #1 "Yo man, is that your new bitch?"
Guy # 2 "Yeah no doubt, she's the best. Last week we were hittin skins and she let me do the cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, hot carl, rusty trombone, donkey punch, blumpkin, angry dragon, angry pirate, tony danza, hot lunch, strawberry shortcake, houdini, boston pancake, cincinatti bowtie, alligator fuckhouse, and the birmingham booty call. All that shit is okay, but after all that she even let me do the mechanic." Guy #1 "That's fucking impossible. There's no way you did the mechanic." Guy #2 "Pay up pussy" |
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| 17. | Status broadcaster | ||
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someone who just spams their facebook status with complete ass munching dick balls. Which means quoting lots of famous people, saying random quotes, saying shit no one gives an ass about. War does not determine who is left, only who is right.
I believe that obama's new reform is quite intriguing. STFU status broadcaster |
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| 18. | Sailor & The 7 Ballz | ||
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Tuxedo Mask (or whatever you call him) sits in his room, masturbating to his never-ending supply of surveillance screens featuring SOMEONE either naked or doing the nasty. His expression is PRICELESS, as is his... er, ejaculation. (Let's just say he probably spends as much time wiping off his entire wall's worth of monitor screens as masturbating to them.) more...
Another amusing scene would be where our DBZ heroes make their way to the party orgy. Seeing Vegeta in nothing but black pants and a bowtie is freaky enough, but seeing Goku and Piccolo walking slightly behind, stifling giggles while reassuring Vegeta that he looks quite good, is just great. Sadly, that's all the amusement this title has to offer. The rest simply degenerates into a huge mess of an orgy, featuring well known or lesser known characters humping it up left and right. And no one is safe. If I remember correctly, I think I saw Belldandy being thoroughly violated by Terry Bogard. And that's certainly not the end of it. It IS the end of the review, though. I seem to remember something vague about the Dragon Ball (the actual BALL, that is) bouncing around and turning some of the Sailor girls into she-males, but I'd rather not reminisce or elaborate any more on that. It IS worth watching at least once for its sheer ridicul-o-power, but only if you can find it rather easily. It's not worth getting particularly worked up over, that's for sure. |
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| 19. | Will Smith Status | ||
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The act of just whipping your dick out while talking to a girl that may or may not be interested in doing something with it. Yelling "Whoop there it is" could potentially be appropriate depending on the setting. Usually this is appropriate during long boring stories about trips to the mall with her friends, the wnba, reading... etc. which no, especially not you cares about. If you run in to issues with the reaction, it is usually helpful to say "Whacha gonna do with it? Whacha gonna do with it? Can't do nothin, can't do nothin." The word is derived from the lyric "Whooop There it is" Ya bro after the party I was sitting there Veronica and she was telling me about Twilight, or her Uncle's funeral or some shit, anyways I went Will Smith Status.
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| 20. | Ball Bubble Bobble | ||
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When your partner grabs your erect dick like a joystick, blows spit bubbles at your balls, then eats the bubbles and balls simultaneously. Females can only give it instead of receive it, obviously. In gay couples, legend has it that their balls turn into fruit items once this is performed (no evidence supporting this fact). Arnulfo: "What the hell was that?"
Giovanni: "That is called the famous Ball Bubble Bobble. Learn your facts." Arnulfo: "Why the hell do I have bananas for balls, a new high score above my head, a pissed-off dragon following my ass, and somehow got to level two?" |
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| 21. | Captain Ginyu | ||
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Leader of Frieza's Ginyu Force. Their mission was to destroy Vegeta, Krillin and Gohan and to retrieve the dragon balls. They were successful in the later, but were all defeated. Captain Ginyu is the only surviving member of the Ginyu Force. He used his body-switching technique to change bodies with Goku. When he went to do the same with Vegeta, Goku interfered and got his body back. He tried a second time, and Goku threw a frog in the way causing him to switch bodies with the frog. In an anime filler, Bulma found the Ginyu frog and use a voice translator on it. Ginyu wasted no time in taking her body and coming to the scene of Goku and Frieza fighting. Bulma in the frogs body was able to follow. When the Z-Fighters realize that Captain Ginyu is in Bulma's body, he tries to switch bodies with Piccolo. Bulma (in the frogs body) was thrown by Gohan just in time to get her body back, changing Ginyu back into a frog. That Captain Ginyu sure is an idiot.
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