Far, far better than DBZ.
Chibi-Goku could kick a Super Saiya-jin's ass.
The Awesomeness That Rules The Universe. Love it or die
Beautiful girl: Dragon Ball is so stupid!!!
Faithfull believer: Dragon Ball is the awesomeness that rulers the universe.
Beautiful girl: Nuhuh.
(Girl gets struck by lightning)
A Dragon Ball is the act of having someone give you a blowjob, then when you blow a load in their mouth you clamp your hand over the person's lips and tickle them until sperm shoots out their nose.
Once accomplished, "DRAGON BAAAAAALL!" should be shouted loudly.