| 1. | Dragon Age: Origins | ||
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Quite possibly the best game released in 2009. An RPG with real-time and strong tactically-based combat, amazing graphics and a powerful plot, this game delivers everything. You can choose from 3 races (human, dwarves, and elves), and 3 classes (warrior, rogue and mage) each with 4 specializations. You gather other party members, each of which have unique stories behind them. You are constantly prompted with decisions, affecting dialogue, or even the outcome of the game. There's so much content neatly packed in this game it's difficult to explain it all without talking someone's ear off. But if you like RPGs, especially games like World of Warcraft or Final Fantasy, there's no reason not to love this game. Lululululul. Dragon Age: Origins
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| 2. | witness gaxkang | ||
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When someone talks to you and throws you off with distracting information then suddenly reveals their true form and attacks you without any apparent reason. From the video game Dragon Age: Origins. "Eyes are on you from a very high vantage, Grey Warden. I cannot hide in your wake, and I will not be a footnote! Witness Gaxkang!"
(transforms into an undead boss and starts attacking your party) |
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| 3. | deep stalker | ||
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a weak lizard-like creature found in the deeps and the tower of magi(only during the magi origin story) in the game Dragon age: origins. my character killed the deep stalker.
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| 4. | naked run | ||
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When one plays through a video game (usually an RPG) with no equipped armor or other stat boosters. Makes for an extremely challenging and interesting gaming experience (especially because your character often will be naked without equipped armor/items). Gamer 1: Have you tried out Dragon Age: Origins yet?
Gamer 2: I got it the day it came out! I've already completed a naked run! Gamer 1: Really?! Gamer 2: Yeah, it was VERY challenging, and it was funny to watch my character run around in his skivvies. Gamer 1: Sounds awesome! I might have to play in my briefs along with my character. Gamer 2: ... |
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| 5. | Anders | ||
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1. A mage party member first encountered in Dragon Age: Origins-Awakening, he has the best heals in the game. He is like Alistair but not as annoying nor templarish. He likes to randomly flirt with you're female party members, but you can't romance him. His best-friend is some random kitten that you find named Ser-Pounce-Alot. Once you give it to him he will stop behaving like a grown-man and become highly annoying. 2. In Dragon Age 2 Bioware decided to bring Anders back, but unfortunately as an apostate mage who's been possesed by a demon and is a total wack job. SPOILER: He reveals (only while playing as male Hawke) that he likes men. By end-game you will hate him because...well I can't reveal that 1. Girl DA fan: OMG I luv Anders!! Its so cute how he names his kitten Ser Pounce Alot!
Guy DA fan: thats kinda gay 2. Girl DA fan: OMG I luv how my fem Hawke can romance Anders now! Guy DA fan: You know he's gay right? Girl DA fan: WHAT?!?! |
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| 6. | Shale Disapproves | ||
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Phrase used to express disagreement or displeasement with a statement made by another person. It is used normally within discussions about video games on forums and imageboards. The phrase originates from the relationship system that forms part of Bioware's title, Dragon Age: Origins, where the aforementioned Shale is found as an ally and playable character. This character is known for being a stone golem, for her ability to use crystals as weapons and for her bizarre opinions on pretty much everything, causing almost every attempt to start a conversation with Shale getting mad at you and the game displaying "Shale Dissaproves." Noob: I think Halo is the best game ever !!
Overlord: *Shale Disapproves* Shale: Try to imagine, if it will, what it would be like to be surrounded by nothing but peasants, all oblivious to it. Player: Sounds like you were bit of a voyeur. Shale: I don't care to discuss this anymore. *Shale Disapproves* |
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| 7. | Biodrone | ||
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A term used by ex-Bioware fanboys to refer to current Bioware fanboys. Or anyone that claims to like any Bioware games post Dragon Age: Origins. Ron: Hey, bro, wanna go out for a drink?
Paul: No can do. I'm too busy posting on the forums to prove how wrong these Biodrones are! |
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