Draft dodger

A person who refuses to go to war when he is being called.

Draft dodging is punishable by several years in jail plus heavy fines.

Draft dodger by AYB March 28, 2003

draft dodger

One who avoids mandatory military service by leaving the country or securing a questionable deferrment.

GW Bush used his dad's connections to get into the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam (and subsequently went AWOL.) Therefore, he is a draft dodger.

draft dodger by inkdrinker December 26, 2003

draft dodger

Someone who is always cold and hates even the slightest draft, breeze, or air conditioning on. Old people tend to become draft dodgers.

My girl is a bonafide draft dodger.

You gots to be kidding me, She told me she was in the Air Force as an Arabic Linguist.

No man, I'm not talking about her military record. I mean, the chick is cold all the time and she runs up my electric bills up all winter.

draft dodger by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

Draft dodger

someone who goes to the bathroom or leaves the bar, when it's his/her turn to buy a round.

Dude! how come every time it's your turn to buy a round of beer, you go to the bathroom, play the poker machine, or leave?

Draft dodger by Big Nation March 28, 2003

draft dodger

something I would most likely be were the draft reinstated--not because I don't care about my country, but because I would make terrible soldier and would do much better on the home front.

I care about my country, and even though I play football and run track and am in shape, I would be terrible on the battlefield. Thus, I would dodge the draft unless it were a truly serious war (I.E. WWII-caliber).

draft dodger by Ryan May 12, 2004

datdodger 

A Paki with a huge ego and an even bigger nose. This rare species is often found lingering Discord carrying a bottle of Jak Daniels.

Yo, did you see DatDodger's face reveal video? His nose is HUGE!!!

datdodger by eatthatpussy458 August 5, 2018

draft dodger

The reason Canada's population is growing.

I'm a pansy and don't want to protect the country that has allowed me to live freely all my life, so I'm moving to Canada.

draft dodger by Comrade Stalin February 17, 2005