| 50. | Baracus | ||
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A person who shares some major personality traits with the fictional B A Baracus, played by Mr. T on "The A Team". Examples:
(1) Large, tough, aggresive. (2) Wears tons of manly jewelry and crazy hair. (3) Loves milk more than a calf does. (4) Is afraid to fly on an airplane. At the airport:
"Oh shit, B A Baracus is over there looking for me. Waitress! I'll give you $100 bucks to walk around with that pitcher of milk for the next 30 minutes. Damn! I better get on a plane ASAP!" |
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| 51. | Flab Stab | ||
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When someone is stabbed in a particularly meaty / fatty region of their body, it is noted as being a "Flab Stab". The buttocks, abdomen, chest, thighs and underarms are all places which contain a sufficiently high fat percentage to be regions where a "Flab Stab" is a possibility. The knife was thrusted into Dr. Evil's buttocks at high speed, gushing blood and fat outwards. Dr. Evil slumped to the floor, motionless.
"Aha! So even the greatest fall from the Flab Stab!" said Mr. Raminov. |
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| 52. | starbucks | ||
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A place inherited by Dr. Evil.....its plan: to take over the Earth, then Venus, then mars, then uranus. OMG noooooooo starbucks took away my favorite chinese reasturant..what will they take next?
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| 53. | Paul Slater | ||
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GORGEOUS sadly fictional character from novel series the Mediator by Meg Cabot. Curly brown hair and piercing eyes and the most melting kiss. Every girl wants him but all he wants is the ambicious and butt-kicking fellow shifter Susannah Simon, who happens to be in love with the one and only Jesse de Silva, ghost-turned-human HOTTIE EXTRAORDINAIRE. Did I mention he can see, talk to, and touch dead people? He's a shifter. He can also time travel and once tried to keep Jesse from dying by going back in time. His ability to be hot, evil, sweet, attractive, and extremely smart is undeniable Paul's blue-eyed gaze bore into me. There wasn't the slightest hint of a smile on his face anymore. "Suze, when are you going to get it?"
That was when I finally noticed how close his face was to mine. Just inches away, really. I started instinctively to pull away, but the fingers that had been holding down Dr. Slaski's papers suddenly lifted and seized my wrist. I looked down at Paul's hand. His tanned skin was very dark against mine. "Jesse's dead," Paul said. "But that doesn't mean you have to act like you are, too." "I don't," I protested. "I--" But I didn't get to finish my little speech, because right in the middle of it, Paul leaned over and kissed me. -Mediator 5: Haunted by Meg Cabot We love Paul Slater -Pfcers |
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| 54. | Dr Neo Cortex | ||
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A power-mad dwarf who is the enemy of the popular video game character Crash Bandicoot. He is bald with a black beard and an 'N' on his forehead (it's never made clear whether the 'N' is a tattoo or some kind of metal plate). When he was a child, Cortex attended the Academy of Evil where he was mercilessly bullied by the other children and by the tyrannical headmistress Madame Amberley. From an early age he developed a love of torturing and experimenting on animals. In later life he became a scientist, but was ridiculed and shunned by the scientific world for his outlandish ideas. So he enlisted the help of N.Brio, another outcast scientist, in his plan to take over the world and avenge himself against all those people who had mocked him all his life. N.Brio had built the Evolvo-Ray, a machine which could cause rapid evolution in animals. Cortex took control of it, set about turning animals into an army of soldiers. Crash Bandicoot was one of the animals he used the Evolvo-Ray on, but there was a malfunction and Crash escaped, soon became his enemy. After many defeats at the hands of Crash, his sister Coco and a mask containing the spirit of a witch-doctor, Cortex is still obsessed with ruling the world. But first he intends to destroy Crash Bandicoot.... Dr Neo Cortex: Crash, Crash, Crash. Why must you always muck in my mud? Oh look, I have a mask helping me too! We will see which one is more powerful soon enough!
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| 55. | slopenfiend | ||
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an expendable sidekick of evil chinese fictional characters as peresonified by Fu Manchu in the novels of Sax Rohmer
colloquial: a ski bunny or ski turkey who is addicted to the ski slopes and whose behaviour is boorish because of such addiction. "see Dr Petrie it is the evil one , the devil incarnate, surrouded by his slopenfiends" "nah im not going out now too many slopenfiends about"
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| 56. | MarKaAO | ||
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"Mar-Kay-Oh". Slang code for "doing twins", derives from Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. BASIL: Austin, did I here you tell the Fook twins that you and Dr. Evil are going to double date them tonight? Are you FRIENDS with Dr. Evil?
AUSTIN: Of course not, Basil. I just told THEM that Dr. Evil is coming along. Dr. Evil knows nothing about it! When I show up, I'll just say that the Dr. called in sick and voila, Austin will be in a MarKaAo 3some. Twins, Basil,TWINS! You messed it up for me last time, remember? |
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