| 15. | sneak hug | ||
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The process of sneaking up behind somone or beside them, hugging them and screaming "sneak hug!" as soon as you do it. Dr. Cox: Nothing ever changes. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince is still just Prince, my ex-wife is still pretty much my wife, 'Grey's Anatomy' always wraps up every episode with some cheesy voiceover that ties together all of the story lines, which incidentally is my least favorite device on television, Newbie continually will try to violate my no touching policy, and Republicans will forever try to raise-
JD: SNEAK HUG! (sneak hugs Dr. Cox) Dr. Cox: ...Of course, I would go kill him right now, but he actually just helped to prove my point. |
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| 16. | Richard Cox | ||
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A name given to a child only by a parent who really wants to hate their child and one day and ruin their high school reputation and lower their ego. Substitute teacher Mr. Butkis- "Is Richard Cox here? or does he go by Dick? Dick Cox? Are you present?"
Marvin-"(pointing his finger) Dick boy is right over there! HAHA your name is 2 private parts!!!!" (Richard Cox runs out of the room and heads toward the cafeteria to eat his pain away, since Marvin Crushed his reputation) |
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| 17. | mgmr | ||
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abbv for My Game, My Rules, as said by Dr. Cox on the show Scrubs. You still loose, my game, my rules, mgmr
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| 18. | Dr. Cook | ||
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The action of becoming so angry that one's spine curls into a position where the head can enter the anus. There is a certain nomadic tribe in the frozen deserts of western Mongolia that performs the ancient ritual regularly every Thursday if the weather allows for it. Guy 1: Bro, I just pissed my dad off so bad that he did a Dr. Cook!
Guy 2: Ok, I'm calling an ambulance right now. Guy 1: Well shit! |
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| 19. | Barbie | ||
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Nickname for Dr Elliot Read (Sarah Chalke) in 'Scrubs', meaning she is hot but a bit of an airhead and clumsy as anything. Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox, does this lipstick make me look like a clown?
Dr. Cox: No, Barbie, no... it makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively *to* clowns. Elliot: I'm sorry, that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person. Dr. Cox: Ooh, Backbone Barbie. |
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| 20. | liquid crack | ||
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a delicious cup of coffee "That is a fine brew. This is liquid crack. This is a mug full of sunshine." -Dr. Cox, "Scrubs"
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| 21. | coxism | ||
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A philosophy, saying, phrase, or policy of life of the ever so popular scrubs character perry cox. "people are bastards, bastard coated bastards with bastard filling", is possibly one of the greatest coxisms ever.
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