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1.
a talking penis with a mustache
the other day my mom was watching dr.phil and i almost sploded in horror
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2.
Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.
"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
-Dr. Phil
by Danielle October 11, 2003
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3.
A fat guy who sells diet books
by Assweepay November 05, 2003
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4.
The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.
Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.
by Oprah March 11, 2003
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5.
a assmonkey
Dr. Phil is a stupid assmonkey
by blah January 05, 2004
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6.
Jerry Springer with a PhD (Piled Higher and Deeper).
Dr Phil's "patients" are just a richer white trash than Springer's.
Keep out of this asshole! Who the fuck do you think you are? Dr fucking Phil?
by Mike Mc Donald December 29, 2004
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7.
Guy who gets money for giving out COMMON SENSE to people.
Dr. Phil: We're going to put you in detox! And I just got payed for telling you something ANYONE could have done.
by Holly January 19, 2005
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