"Dr. House" is a verb, to be precise. Specifically, it is a method of ingesting pills without water, or a better way to ingest giant potassium horse pill supplements WITH water.
Named for Hugh Laurie's character in the TV series House, it basically consists of putting the pill/pills in your mouth, and swallowing them while, at the same time, jerking your head back like you are suffering whiplash. This sharp movement, produced primarily with use of the neck and upper shoulder muscles, effectively catapaults the pills down your throat with relative ease.
More experienced patrons of this sly move may effectively get the pills nearly halfway down the esophagus in under two seconds.
Likewise, patrons of Laurie and his character may also incorporate a facial expression of euphoric relief directly after ingestion using the "Dr. House" method. This expression is best accompanied with the action of rolling your eyes back into your head, delightedly anticipating the effects of the pills soon to come - be it narcotic euphoria or, more commonly, the security and pleasure of knowing that your are stacked from A to Zinc!
Did you see that guy just take a whole packet of vitamins without even using water?
Hellz yeah man. He just Dr. House'd that s***!!!
What a BAMF!!!
|2.||a House moment|
A sudden flash of genius, when one is trying to solve a complicated problem or frustrating issue. Inspired by the show House M.D. Typically near the end of the episode; Dr. House, in deep thought or from seeing a clue around him, finally finds the right diagnosis.
After accidentally spilling a bottle of black ink on my carpet, I tried to get it off with an old sponge before it dried. While panicking to clean it, I had a House moment. I ran to my bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shampoo, poured it on the spill, and scrubbed it spotless.
The main character in the TV show "House"
He's is the biggest Badass on the planet.
He is never wrong and if he is, will make you feel like shit if you prove him wrong. Don't underestimate this man, he may have a cane, but he can kick your ass with his head (no homo). He is a huge intelligent prick.
Dr. House: Check the patient for Lymphoma.
Co-worker: He doesn't have it.
House: Just check
Co-worker: He has it.
House: Wow your fucking stupid, your fired.
One of worst and overrated american series of all history with a lot of fanboys (In Brazil have a lot of house fanboys). This series shows the life of a insane doctor that everyone who watches it idolizes this person.
Guy 1: House is my life! Its the best! I love Dr.House.
Guy 2: Shut up, fanboy!
The most brilliant TV doctor ever. He is a genius on the TV medical drama House MD, and specializes in infectious diseases and nephrology. He has a team of doctors who work with him to solve rare cases, and he usually has an epiphany which saves the patients life at the end of each episode. He is mostly rude, stubborn, and doesn't like people besides his best friend Wilson. His sense of humor is crude, and hilarious. He doesn't follow the rules and does what ever the hell he wants.
Wilson: You really don't need to know everything about everybody.
Dr. House: I don't need to watch The OC, but it makes me happy.
One of the smartest medical dramas to ever have aired, House, M.D. features the maverick, anti-social doctor Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) who specializes in infectious diseases and does whatever it takes to solve the puzzling cases that come his way.
A show that should rob this year's Emmys if not for its sheer quality then for Laurie's brilliant acting.
Dr. House - "Sorry. Up late. Internet porn."
Dr. Chase - "Why aren't you in your office?"
Dr. House - "There's a computer in my office. If I log on, romance will ensue. My wrist might fall off."
- Episode 18 "Babies & Bathwater" 4/19/05
n. 1: The distinct doctrine, cause, or theroy of Dr. Gregory House.
2: Telling it like it is.
3: Extream, often critical, sarcasm.
Common House-ism phrases
"As the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.'"
"This is Vicodin, it's mine. You can't have any."
Chase: The kid is missing.
House: Okay, you take Alpha Centuari, have Foreman check Tattooine, and have Cameron set up an intergalactic check piont. Of course if he went into hyper drive we'll never find him."