Subscribe English
look up any word, like tittybong:
 
18.
dps
Dick Packin' Sacks. It's just something girls got. You score them on a scale of 0-1 usually in multiples of .05. Anything can change a girls DPS score: appearence, actions, child bearing abilities, financial situation, just about anything. The closer to 1 the better, and in some special cases negative DPS can be obtained.
1. "Way to be a stupid bitch, your DPS just went down .2 points."

2. "Man I would give Karen a .7 DPS."
by Jeff Hardy July 09, 2006
16 118
 
1.
dps
1) Damage per second. Often used to qualify how much damage weapons do in MMORPG's rather than by cryptic damage range and speed ratings
Man, I have the Glowing Green Axe of cutting and it does 56.3 DPS!
by Jeb December 28, 2004
663 78
 
2.
DPS
Acronym meaning Damage Per Second. Often used in role playing games such as World of Warcraft, Defense of the Ancients, and Diablo. Used to measure how much damage per second a player is inflicting.
Hero 1 hits once per second and deals 100 damage. His DPS is 100.

Hero 2 hits twice per second and deals 50 damage. His DPS is 100.

Both Heroes purchase an item that grants 100 bonus damage.

Hero 1 now hits once per second and deals 200 damage. His DPS is 200.

Hero 2 now hits twice per second and deals 150 damage. His DPS is 300.
by EnjoiSkater February 20, 2008
289 50
 
3.
DPS
Used in MMORPGs, DPS stands for Damage Per Second, and has two meanings. 1) As an adjective, it describes how much damage a weapon or spell does each second. 2) As a noun, it refers to a character class or specialization which focuses on doing a lot of damage quickly, or in bursts.
1) A dagger has a rating of 112 DPS. That means that the damage it causes per hit, divided by the time it takes to swing with it, comes out to 112.
2) Mages, Rogues, Rangers, and the like focus on dealing a lot of damage, as opposed to tanks who take damage, or healers, who heal damage. Therefore, they are referred to as DPS classes
by Devator22 April 15, 2009
184 40
 
4.
DPS
Degenerate Piece of Shit
Wow you really are a DPS.

That is such a DPS thing to do.
by FONIXONEskeT April 04, 2011
17 37
 
5.
DPS
Double Post Syndrome: When someone on a social networking site (Facebook, MySpace, etc.) post the same post twice, and becomes really annoying.
(On FB chat)
Gavin: OMFG YOU KNOW MY NAME!!!1!1one
Sabrina: IKR! Luis told me! :P
Gavin:Unrelated: Do you swear?
Sabrina:wtfff? idk vat you say. wtfff? idk vat you say.
Gavin: OMFG YOU HAVE DPS!!!!
by G4V!n November 10, 2010
33 53
 
6.
DPS
This acronym stands for dime-piece shorty. A DPS is a girl whose looks are rated a 10 on a scale of 1-10.
So many DPS's go to Ohio State whereas Michigan girls are all lagoon creatures.
by MajumSTAINS April 29, 2011
13 37
 
7.
DPS
Department of public safety


Cops on campus work for DPS
by bbqbunny4 December 01, 2008
42 66