Douchyism 

1. The act of saying or doing egotistical douchy phrases or actions.

2. Talking yourself up, inflating your ego to ridiculous heights.

3. The adjective of a Douchbag

"why did i come to the BBQ in a suit?, because i look good, duh." -"Wow Karen is throwing out the douchyisms today"

"I date young girls because i can mold them to my lifestyle, i don't want to have to adjust to anyone elses, i mean hey I'm VP i'm a great catch"

Hey did you catch that douchyism in Carl's conversation at the dinnertable tonight?

Douchyism by Spencer & Greg September 9, 2008

Douchy 

In Australia, among high school and university students, Douchy refers to the legend of a man (Andrew Douch) who makes biology videos that are inflicted upon many students. He's great but such a meme.

We've got bio next, another hour of Douchy because the teacher can't be stuffed thinking of a proper lesson.

Douchy by biobrains January 21, 2020

Douchy 

An undesirable character flaw.

Don't you think it was douchy that the chef took the day off for his birthday?

Douchy by Chance Tripper September 3, 2013

Kuntya Douchya 

A female version of douche bag who is rude, pretentious, and fancies herself as being a perfect specimen of a human being in looks and intelligence. Although everyone assumes this is a woman she looks like a man; there is a high likelihood she was either born with a penis or as a hermaphrodite.

I cannot stand <insert name of offender here> , she is such a Kuntya Douchya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kuntya Douchya by QDB - Queen Douche Bag April 19, 2010

douchy 

when someone is being difficult or just plan stank. "Douche bag-ish" if you will.

Jack: "What is wrong with Bill?"

Jill: "He has been real douchy since Alice left him"

Jack: "Ah, totally understand. She did him dirty"

douchy by ChellyE July 2, 2009

Doyche

a more appropriate way of saying douche

You big doyche!!!!

Doyche by cleone12 November 1, 2010

Douchy Douche

someone who is even more of a douche than a douche

That guy I met at the bar last night wasn't just a douche. What was he then? He was a Douchy Douche!!!

Douchy Douche by |V|46607 December 24, 2008