doorslexia 

Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
Silly close-minded door.

Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.

Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.

“I can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. We clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”

doorslexia by pantstore June 25, 2010

downsylexia

A hybridization of downsyndrome(downy) and dyslexia. This word is an extreme instance of downy and is reserved for the kind of people who are not only downy but also are unable to process any form of input* or stimuli or appear so. E.g. people who exhibit the symptoms of a deterministic turing machine, in that they are unable to learn.

Wow, what the hell is wrong with you mowenz? I've been telling you for an hour exactly how recursion works, I've drawn you diagrams, quoted from books, give you examples, and even the answer and yet you still are back where we started. Do you have downsylexia or something??

downsylexia by pandarcrusher June 4, 2009

Downsexual 

When one has a sexual attraction to those who may be gifted with an extra chrome 21

Dayumn Ollie Blunt you a downsexual but you’ve got to stop waiting out of special ed school.

Downsexual by anonymous November 9, 2023