A GI term commonly used in Guantanamo Bay Cuba denoting the "Shit Sucking Truck" that is regularly driven into the camps there to suck out
4)Putrid items not described above
from the Portapotties, Portajohns, Portolets, etc. and then dispense fresh clean bluish liquid back in to the shitter.
It can be further described as smelling as if 1000 garbage trucks full of shit were compressed into a shiny silver truck sized container on wheels that drives by when it's hot as hell out.
Goddamn! Sgt Minton, did you just shit your pants?
No you asshole, didn't you see me let the SST in a few minutes ago?
A 4-person card game played by nearly everyone in Turlock, CA.more...
The goal of the game is to get rid of your hand before the other 3 players. the person with the 3 of clubs starts out the game by placing it in the center. ina clockwise fashion, each player puts down a similar (single, double, triple, 4-of-a-kind, striaght, etc) that is greater than the card before it. After the first round of playing, the player who got rid of their hand the quickest becomes "King"; the next player is the "Queen"; the next is "Jack"; the the player last becomes the "Shitter". After the titles are given, the King takes 2 cards of his choice from the Shitter and gives back 2 of his own. The same goes for the Queen and the Jack, except only one card is exchanged.
A place in Kissimmee FL to throw all you're money down the shitter on AE and Pac Sun clothes and see a slightly overpriced movie in a packed ass theater where someone is bound to have a laser pointer and and you'll probably start a screaming match with the MidaMida sitting 4 seats down who's txting on her $20 gophone from wally world and wont put it on silent or turn down the brightness. On an average weekend it's usually packed with tons of people of all ages, all races, all personality's, filling up all the stores and breathing all the stale air. You can usually find a couple groups of scenesters such as ~~~~~~~~cobee or Jaded~~~~~~, Viva la g~~~; or Naked M~~~, N~~~~ Naplam, A~~~~~ Lynne; K~~~ a dino, Bre~She~~~, M3L~~~~! or any other myspace user between the ages of 13 and 20 who lives anywhere in the 407 or 321. There are always cops and they dont do much. It's the EASIEST place to sneak into an R movie because the movie theater staff is lazy as shit. It gets boring after a few times and it all got old fast, but at least there's a tilly's now in the loop west! (:more...
A term describing a particularly bitchy and bitter breed of college student, almost always associated with the University of Michigan. Despite their insistence that they don't have any worthy rivals in the Midwest and that they don't care about said imaginary rivals, these students spend an an extreme amount of time and effort professing their superiority to anyone within earshot. However, Wolverines are to be pitied because this mythical and unproven claim to glory is the only shred of hope they have to cling to for the rest of their lives, or at least until their football program goes down the shitter. Oh wait...
"Wow, that loud-mouth Wolverine sounds like a complete jackass when he talks about how great U of M is."
"If his school was really that wonderful, you wouldn't think he'd feel the need to prove it to any and everyone he meets."
"Yeah, it's pretty pathetic."
|5.||Cleveland Dry Dock|
A Cleveland Dry Dock is accomplished by entering someone else's bathroom, bending down and turning the water supply to the toilet off, flushing to drain the remaining water in the tank, then proceding to leave a huge Steamer in the bowl. Always use the Carpenters Cut or drop a Hydraulic Shit so the need for toilet paper is eliminated thus displaying your work of art without toilet paper covering it so the owner of the shitter will have to come face to face with your masterpiece to turn the water supply back on.
Dude, I stopped at my Ex Wife's house to drop the kids off and left her a Cleveland Dry Dock in her half bath.
|6.||Riding the Horse Backwards|
When taking a shit, sitting backwards or facing the wall or toilet tank so that when the turd drops, it lands on the runway and not in the water.
This can be done to leave some serious stench as the whole turd and not just the tip is fully exposed to the air, or just to leave a present firmly attached to the bowl for the next person or owner of the shitter.
Dude 1: "What the fuck is that stench coming from the shithouse?"
Dude 2: "Some asshole dropped a duece riding the horse backwards so the shit didn't go down."
Dropping a heavy weight such as a large rock down the ventilation pipe of a Port-a-Potty while someone else is taking a dump. The splash will paint their rear end with blue goo. Popular as a practical joke in the military, where Port-a-Potties abound.
Hey, Jim has been in the shitter for a long time, let's get a big ass rock and smurfhole that motherfucker!