| 1. | dousche box | ||
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(adj.) exclamatory. refers to someone who prefers the prick-wad and/or "cunt-faced motherfucker" approach to life. Similar to a dousche bag, but more rigid. Refers to someone who deserves a swift stabbing in the throat. (often complimented with a following "motherfucker") john: "that dousche box motherfucker just threw a carrot stick at me!"
pepe: "what a motherfucking dousche box." |
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| 2. | dousche waffle | ||
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a term used to describe a restaurant similar to steak and shake only gayer waitress:welcome to doushce waffle, may i take your order?
old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh. tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house |
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| 3. | Dousche-Bagette | ||
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a person typically of small stature who is obnoxiously obnoxious Man, that midget is a large Dousche-Bagette
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| 4. | penn state | ||
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The gayest school on the face of the planet.
A school that has a techno as it's rally song. A school with a high gay, and aids infested population. "Yo i totaly got Penn Stated in the butt last night and now i can't walk"
"I'm coughing blood and loosing weight, i think i got Penn State" |
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| 5. | photorapist | ||
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(noun)A random person who purposely inserts his or her stupid looking face into a perfectly good photo of a group of close friends at a bar, club, gala event, or holiday celebration, thus destroying the worth of the picture.
1. "Oh man, that picture would have come out so good if it wasn't for that photorapist behind us."
2. "I was so drunk last night, and was running around photoraping all night, I'm such a dousche." |
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| 6. | Pulling a Truckle | ||
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Getting lucky kills while playing x-box with your friends and trying to obscenly rub it in their face. This is mostly done on Call of Duty by repeating "Did You watch the Kill Cam?" over and over again. Jake: Ha I just killed you from across the map. Did you watch the Kill Cam?
Ryan: No Jake, i didn't watch the kill cam, I went on living my life you blazing homo. Stop pulling a Truckle |
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| 7. | Lady treasures | ||
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1. This term is used to identify any product or item that is only meant for usage with females and female parts. For example vagisil would not be bought and used by a male so vagisil is a lady treasure.
2. This term is used to describe a situation or a specific item without making the conversation ackward. For example if i asked my girlfriend why she has a vibrator an ackward silence would follow her answer, but if i said "why do you need that lady treasure?" she would laugh and potentially the conversation could end up being an inside joke. 3. This term can be used to deter small children from poking around moms purse or closet. For example if a three year old found a tampon and was playing with it his mother could say something along the lines of "honey put my lady treasure back where you found it or you wont get any dessert" and by that the three year old may beleive that its just an everyday thing and not poke for more information. (Definition usage) 1.
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~Bill- "What on earth is this?!" ~Alexa- "woops im sorry, i missed the trashcan when i was throwing away my used lady treasures..." ~Bill- "Oh... Well if youll clean it up its no big deal but thanks for saying lady treasures, I might have puked otherwise." (Definition usage) 2. ~Ted- "why are we going to walgreens?" ~Debby- "because im all out of my lady treasures." ~Ted- "HAHA you sound like a pirate!" ~Debby- "HAHA ya, load up all your vagisil and tampons into the ship!" ~Ted- "HAHA that strangely wasnt that weird." (Definition usage) 3. ~Mike- "Mommy I was looking through your drawer and this weird buzzing noise started and I thought i broke your drawer off." ~Beth- "Haha no you didnt break my drawer but stay away from my lady treasures in there." ~Mike- "Whats a lady treasure?" ~Beth- "Its all the stuff that myself as a girl need to be happy so I dont sprout wings and claws and tear your face off." ~Mike- "You wouldnt really do that would you?!" ~Beth- "Not on purpose but if my lady treasures go missing im not going to be able to control it. So please leave them alone cause ive grown to like you around." ~Mike- "... Ok mom...." |
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