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1. dousche-a-loosh
One who acts like a dousche, but it five times worse
Dylan, stop being a dousche-a-loosh
2. dousche monkey
When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.
At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!

3. lousche
Simultaneously being a leech and a dousche at the same time. Following people around and pissing them off.
Kid 1: dude omfg kid 3 will not get off my ass!
Kid 2: ya dude he is such a fuckin lousche, omg
Kid 3: HEY GUYS WHATS UP!!!
Kid 1+2: FUCK OFF!
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