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The best food on the PLANET. fried dough with many different variations to make you that much more fatter. id eat them every day but i want to live to see my 30th b-day.
why are you so fat?? too much doughnuts???

yea i can't resist...
by ocboy June 17, 2010
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The correct way to spell donut.
Thats not how you spell doughnut you stupid bitch!
by JOHNNY PIRATE COCK June 25, 2007
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An arrogant male model type who would suck his own dick if he could, thus forming a doughnut.
He's such a doughnut.
by elmagneto March 06, 2004
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A doughtnut ( also spelled donut) is a favored treat of Homer Simpsons. It is a cursed fried cyclops.
by Izzy September 05, 2004
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a spare whip; a spare car.
My car is in the shop, I'm rolling in my doughnut.
Damn nigga, your doughnut is banging!
That fool Biff be fucking bitches in his doughnut.
Woah, even his doughnut is way fucken baller.
by suga night June 02, 2010
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What you see when the Pillsbury Boy bends over. (dough nuts.. as in nuts made of dough)
What do you see when the pillsbury boy bends over? Doughnuts.
by [smartass] June 04, 2004
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A woman a man chooses to have sex/relationship with based first and foremost on proximity. Especially a sexual relationship.

Based on the theory that men are lazy and will reach for the nearest doughnut rather than get up to get what they want.
Jim loved his wife but still screwed Jenny, his work wife, was the closest doughnut.
by StarvinMarvin August 20, 2013
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