xerostomia, dryness of the mouth

Any rich man, who walks around in a suit and a big brown cigar dick hangin outa his mouth with one of those fuckin bluetooths. And goes to starbuks every morning

Noun: The substance produced during extended fellatio, consisting of the perfect combination of saliva and dick schmegma (pre-load juice). Can last for an extended period of time, sometimes days if unnoticed in hair or stuck to the side of furniture. Provides good lubricant for intercourse but is known to roll up sometimes like a play dough snake. First known to the ancient aborigines as "cheek sap," this concoction of facebanging has thousands of practical applications in every day life.

The feeling that one gets the morning after eating D.P. Dough directly before bed, synonymous with a desert in one's mouth.

One of gods mosts prized gifts that he could of sent down with the human race. That took eons to make this luscious Circle Dough of goodness. Jesus's fat step brother was the one who originally had the idea for this but every time he would make one he would eat it. It can also be called an organism of dough that will make you nut.

When a man is receiving oral sex, he takes his (substantial) scrotum and flattens it all over the fellator/fellatrix's face. Much like tea bagging, but pressing the scrotum into the face, not putting it into the mouth.

A symptom of the failure and insanity of modern society.

If there is something to do, then how can there be unemployment? There is work to do - we go do it. It's that simple.
And if there is nothing to do, can't the rich creeps just leave us alone?

No, they can't. Because unemployment was fabricated by the rich cocksuckers in order to keep wages down and keep the lower classes scared and busy. Because if you're afraid you might lose your job - which allows you to purchase tenancy/ food/ clothes from the rich - you keep your mouth shut and you keep working no matter how dumb the job is. And if the wage is shit you keep quiet because at least you're getting some dough with which to pay rent/ alimony/ student loans/ dinner.

Meanwhile we see the proliferation of computerization, robotization, mechanization, miniaturization, and other -zations - meaning there is less and less useful stuff left to do. Most work out there is bullshit. (At least) 70% of us can stop working today (everyone except the people doing real work, who incidentally are the worst paid - the farmers, the janitors, the maintenance workers, the construction workers, etc), and life will go on just fine. Except everyone will have more leisure and less worry.

But we can't have that. Oh no. The rich are just keeping us busy so we fail to notice how they are getting away with murder.

Unemployment is as dumb as planned obsolescence. The future generations will look at us with horror and derision.