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Doucheness 

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.
Doucheness by WMS August 12, 2006

Doucheness 

Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.
John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.
Doucheness by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009

DOUCHESS OF yORK 

a ROYAL DOUCHE. Rich bitches who are douches. Someone particularly douchey. A royal pain in the ass.
Marylynn walks around like she is the fucking douchess of york.
DOUCHESS OF yORK by Jolo7179 June 21, 2012

Douchanese 

The language spoken by douchebags, wiggers, etc.
Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."
Douchanese by leo3375 December 15, 2009

Douchiness 

n. - doo-schee-nehss - The quality of being a douche or douche bag; used when an act is flagrantly lame or reconfirms an already existing suspicion that an entity has douche-like attributes; typical of a person or thing that doesn't command respect.
Fox News' douchiness was on display when they suggested Obama eat a slice of watermelon during a debate.
Douchiness by chad-o February 21, 2009
1.The female version of a douche is a douchess. Particulary a girl that likes particularly douchey guys. However, a girl can be a douchess on her own minus the douchey boyfriend.

2.A royal douchebag; the maximum level of douchebaggery achieved. The term may be used interchangeably to describe both male and female douchebags. Perhaps a gay douche.
Example 1: "Megan is such a douchess... she's always chasing after the most moronic douchebags of guys. I mean... look at that fool... he has frosted tips! I mean... what year is it? 1998?"

Example 2: "Dude... stop being such a douchess! I swear... you're like... on the royal douchebag level. Get away! Scram!"
Douchess by Stato Reale February 8, 2010