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Douchester 

1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.
Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.
Douchester by ojzitro April 20, 2010

doucheosterone 

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.
Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.

Douchmonster 

One who totally and completely in every sense of the word is not only totally and completely a "douchebag", but exceeds the boundaries, fulfilling being a "douchbag" so completely that "douchebag" is void of insult so it had to be modified in order to suit there "doucheness", which being defined in and of itself is of, or pertaining to one's level of being a "douchebag"...so there ya have it, a "douchmonster" is in fact a magnanimous DOUCHEBAG in every way, shape, and form..
Man Jorge your such a douchmonster!!!!!!
Douchmonster by Mukluck May 6, 2011

dutchmaster 

A Man (or Woman) who is incredibly skilled in the art of Rollin up dutches. It takes many Dutches rolled to perfection to achieve this rank. One cannot proclaim themselves the "Dutchmaster", it needs to be given to you by your peers and fellow potheads. Consider this the highest honor that can be bestowed upon a pothead.

If you think you are good enough, join my myspace group "the Dutches".
Join my myspace group "The Dutches" and I am an example. My name.....Sir JOey Mc-D......The Dutchmaster
dutchmaster by Joey Da Boots August 16, 2006

douchasserk rainbow 

A combination of douche, asshole, and jerk. When a male person has the qualities of all three, and no other title will describe him. They are colorful in every shade of black and grey. Along with some other undefined colors and random objects, stuck inside their own personal rainbow.
Girl 1: Idek how to describe him. I would say he's a jerk, with a dash of douche, and maybe an even tinier bit of asshole?
Girl 2: Haha, a douchasserk rainbow.

Top Fuel Douchester 

The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.
-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.

-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.