Doucheyne

The Uberest of Douches. As a Lioness is to a cougar, so is a Doucheyne to a douche.

Son: Who was that Douche we just saw at The Crossing Over Show?

Dad: Son that was John Edwards, he's a Doucheyne, The Biggest Douche in the Universe.

Doucheyne by PeterNortherly May 4, 2014

Douchey Choo Choo 

When a group of men, whether coincidental or not, walk through any given area in a straight or almost straight line with each of them wearing at least half a container of AXE Body Spray.

Johnny: Nothing could make this day any worse.
Jimmy: OH NO! HERE COMES THE DOUCHEY CHOO CHOO!
Johnny: I stand corrected.

Douchey Choo Choo by DCRThinnes January 28, 2011

Douchlexic 

Someone has this syndrome when normally they are cool and alright to be around. Sometimes, though, instead of being forgetful or mixing up numbers like a dyslexic they act like a douche, usually without warning and in public.

Me: Why is Eddie ready to fight that guy who bumped into him? Eddie's usually calm and the guy apologized too.

You: He's douchlexic. Occasionally he acts like a Douche and everyone knows he's wrong.

Douchlexic by joeypaisano June 12, 2011

Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.

Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).

Douchey von Doucheberg by YerMom3333 October 16, 2008

Douchyism 

1. The act of saying or doing egotistical douchy phrases or actions.

2. Talking yourself up, inflating your ego to ridiculous heights.

3. The adjective of a Douchbag

"why did i come to the BBQ in a suit?, because i look good, duh." -"Wow Karen is throwing out the douchyisms today"

"I date young girls because i can mold them to my lifestyle, i don't want to have to adjust to anyone elses, i mean hey I'm VP i'm a great catch"

Hey did you catch that douchyism in Carl's conversation at the dinnertable tonight?

Douchyism by Spencer & Greg September 9, 2008

Douchy 

In Australia, among high school and university students, Douchy refers to the legend of a man (Andrew Douch) who makes biology videos that are inflicted upon many students. He's great but such a meme.

We've got bio next, another hour of Douchy because the teacher can't be stuffed thinking of a proper lesson.

Douchy by biobrains January 21, 2020

douchey proof 

A place, preferable a bar or club, where you can find a very small or non-existent amount of douche bags.

Person 1:
How is that bar across the street from you?

Person 2:
It's actually really cool. It's totally douchey proof.

douchey proof by everlost84 August 7, 2010