Douchism 

The religion and artform of being a douche.

Alex: Dude what the hell is up with Sandron?

Ben: I don't know, I think he has taken up Douchism

Douchism by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008

maximus douchimus 

Latin form of the phrase "big douche".

You're name is Max? More like Maximus Douchimus. (laughter)

maximus douchimus by Shooter McGavin June 10, 2005

Douchius Maximus 

A person who is an extra large douche, especially one that makes an ass of himself as part of his general douchy-ness.

Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."

#1: "So, guess what Douchius Maximus said today?"
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."

#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."

Douchius Maximus by california420 October 5, 2010

Doucheium 

the chemical component that makes someone a douche;

'look at all the ed hardy on display - the smell of doucheium is in the air"

Doucheium by OneCharmingBastard May 5, 2011

douchismo 

1. The act or practice of behaving like a complete douche bag in public thereby drawing attention to yourself and having people talk about you in a derogatory manner. Douchismo is characterized by the person believing that they are the center of attention because they are completely cool having no idea that the opposite is in fact true.

That guy trying to sing karaoke while trying to give all the ladies table dances was completely full douchismo.

douchismo by tabitha11 March 19, 2010

Douchum bagous 

Scientific name for the species of Douche Bags. Originally from Jersey Shore. Very loud, obnoxious animal. usually seen as a male.

For bait, use penthouse and Coors beer.

Their mates are known as sluts.

Female Douchum bagous are very rare.

Aproach w/ caution.

We're coming up on a Hooters, a known Douchum bagous hang out.

Douchum bagous by Vulcan Treceur May 23, 2009

douchiemama 

referring to a person who is severely constipated to the point where laxatives have not worked and causes fruitless contractions, leading to having to use a douche.

douchiemama - female
douchiedaddy - male

i think i need to become the douchiemama

douchiemama by cinnamontoastmunch August 30, 2025